Dec 25 2009
Christmas cam girl gives me a lump of coal in my pants (or something else that makes more sense)
Ho ho holy SHIT! This girls is fucking sexy! I’m going to go do something naughty, I don’t care if Santa can see me.
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Oct 31 2009
Lexi Lapetina is the meanest porn star ever.
SHE SAYS:
WOW! Lexi Lapetina somehow had the ability to make me feel bad about the size about MY dick! She’s mean. Why does this exist?
Mar 17 2009
This woman’s self-fisting and Winnie the Pooh poster scare me!
SHE SAYS:
What? Is that a Winnie the Pooh poster? WHAT? Is that a sweet photo of her kids? What is this woman doing, masturbating in her kids’ bedroom? I am seriously grossed out with this clip for more reasons than one. This girl’s eyebrows are weird and she sort of looks like a pig. While we are at it, can someone please tell me what is so great about fisting? I am just not into the idea of having an entire hand inside of me. Doesn’t that stretch out the goods? If someone could clear that up that’d be great. I was mean in this post. Sorry.
HE SAYS:
Gross.
Jan 20 2009
I LOVE OBAMA. I LOVE AMERICA. I LOVE YOU.
SHE SAYS:
What says “I ♥ Inauguration Day” better than a muscley, tan, testosterone-and-implant-filled woman wearing a flag inspired bathing suit? NOTHING! I ♥ Obama and Patriotic Porn!
Dec 01 2008
(Looks like) an American Apparel fuck fest.
SHE SAYS:
Doesn’t this look like it was shot at the American Apparel design office? Regardless of the clothing company, I think that this clip is so incredibly hot. They are hot, their impromptu sex is hot, and they get me hot. That’s what porn should do! I have to go get something cold to drink now.
HE SAYS:
This is why I don’t buy clothes from American Apparel, they always smell like cum. Nice clip though. I love this girl.
