Jul 30 2009
SHE SAYS:
I cannot take credit for creating such a gem of a clip title. Let me take the time to thank Amateur001 of PornHub for this beautifully creative and telling title: “Rooftop Foursome Fuckage.” It is truly breathtaking. Well, so is the clip. Watch and learn!
Jul 27 2009
Just felt like sharing some vintage photos of Roberta Pedon, her big natural boobs and her bushy pussy. You can thank me later.
Jul 22 2009
SHE SAYS:
You like this old fashioned corset? Reminds me of bein a saloon girl or somethin. I like how John Holmes just tells her something along the lines of “Yeah, it’s sexy or whatever. Now take it off already would ya?” Who needs a corset when you have that amazing bush anyways. Oh Desiree, why didn’t you teach future generations of pornstars how to grow bushes and have sex?
HE SAYS:
This clip makes me hate contemporary porn. With most new porn, we have been robbed of the awesomely bad story lines and dialogue the vintage porn treats us too. Also, the amazing generic porno music tracks have been replaced with the sounds of girls gagging and saying “oooo yeah, fuck, fuck, shit, make me gag on your cock, oh fuck me, ooooo, fuck, shit, fuck, ooooh.” SHUT UP! I want to hear wall-to-wall funky instrumental porno jams quietly rocking the background. Desiree Cousteau is hot because she looks like a real woman, unlike most of the plastic “sluts” working today who know nothing about what it takes to be sexy. This clip has all the basic elements still used today, but it’s so much better because it it’s toned down and isn’t violent, degrading and gimmicky like most new porn. I miss porn from the 70s and early 80s so much, it was definitely the golden era.
Jun 19 2009
SHE SAYS:
I am happy Peter North takes off his clothes quickly because that headband really wasn’t working on him. Other than that, this clip was AWESOME. I loved it from the quick little dialogue about Peter being back from his trip, the nipple play, the fingering, the soapy handjob, the doggy style fucking and even the wallpaper! I basically want to duplicate this scene and this bathroom in real life. Ahhh, my dreams. Enjoy this sexy clip and promise me you at least try for a two-fer. I ♥ Peter North and I ♥ porn!
HE SAYS:
80s porn is the best! Listen up all you youngsters making porn in 2009, watch this clip and learn. It’s so nice to see a scene the does not include gagging blowjobs, forced anal, cock-across-the-face-slapping, tears and unwanted facials. High-five 80s porn! This is an awesome scene, very hot. My only complaint is the lack of Peter’s trademark geyser of cum. What’s wrong Peter, I’m worried about you.
Jun 14 2009
SHE SAYS:
I ♥ GIVING BLOW JOBS. I also ♥ this clip. That is all.
HE SAYS:
I ♥ MULLETS. That is all.
Jun 08 2009
SHE SAYS:
I don’t know about you, but I would want my husband to know what my pussy tastes like. I would definitely want him to be able to decipher between various pussy juices and WOULD go to the extent of entering he and I into a contest just to prove his taste-bud love. I really think that is probably the only way for a man to prove his love. Foot massage? Gross. Home-cooked romantic dinner? Gradeshool. Goodyear blimp message? Lame. A man needs to lay back, get blindfolded, and have two to six women sit on his face while he listens to Ron Jeremy shout orders in order to make his woman the happiest woman in the world.
Jun 06 2009
SHE SAYS:
I liked this clip because it featured long and flowing man-locks, hightops and scrunch-socks, kitchen cleaning products, carpet munching and fingering. Unfortunately, one of those fingers became a stink finger and I became disinterested in the clip. Well, here ya go guys: sorta-enjoy!
