My Best Friend Porn

HE SAYS:
I love 80′s porn and I love Ebony Aye, the star of this clip. She made many appearances on most of the VHS porn compilations I was able to acquire as a teen in the 80s. I like that she looks like a real woman and not some cartoonish stripper whore. I should also point out that I know someone who might own those EXACT chairs!

I ♥ 80s porn!

I really need to check out this internet thing!

SHE SAYS:
I don’t know what it was about this clip…the big hair, the weird spin, the dubbed argument or the smooth Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes finish: it just got me horny. I really think you will enjoy this little pube on the underside of a handsome man’s nutsack. That was a compliment by the way.

HE SAYS:
Wait a second, how did you fail to mention the inclusion of the song “Lady” by Kenny Rogers in this clip?!? Why is “Lady” sandwiched between all that awesome porn disco? It is BRILLIANT! All the music in this scene is amazing! Vintage porn kicks ass over all the boring forced blowjob crap that everyone makes now. Thank you for finding this!!!

HE SAYS:
Beware, this clip contains wall-to-wall voice over. Well, voice over meaning moans and grunts that are so loud it sounds like a tiny couple is having sex in your ears. It’s hard to tell where this guy’s mustache stops and her hairy bush start. Let’s just say there is a lot of hair in that room. Not a bad clip though, and her long legs and tight body are super sexy. Everything ends with the classic cumshot on giant bush. Well, technically it ends with some sort of disgusting cum milkshake in her pussy.

Warm birthday wishes to porn legend Harry Reems!

This guy has fucked pretty much every awesome classic porn star that existed in the 70s and 80s. Although he ended his porn career with 1988′s “Ginger Lynn Non-Stop,” his filmography is long and distinguished. He is most famous for his roll as Dr. Young in “Deep Throat” but he also acts in two of my favorite Doris Wishman films, “Deadly Weapons” starring Chesty Morgan and “Let Me Die A woman.” Did you know he was also in “Klute” starring Jane Fonda?

His long list of films include such classic titles as:
- The Altar of Lust (1971)
- Head Nurse (1973)
- Devil in Miss Jones (1973)
- Bedroom Bedlam (1973)
- Hotel Hooker (1974)
- Butterflies (1975) – SEE BELOW
- Every Inch a Lady (1975)
- Erotic Dr. Jekyll (1976)
- For Your Thighs Only (1984)
- Whore of the Worlds (1985)
- Lust in Space (1985)
- Back Door Bride (1986)

Butterflies (the good parts)

SHE SAYS:
Here’s something you don’t see everyday. You’re welcome for finding vintage Greek porn for your vintage Greek orgasm. See? I really do ♥ you and your boner and/or vagina! No need to scream my pseudonym in ecstasy. I know you ♥ me back.

SHE SAYS:
Don’t you love what drugs did to, like, EVERYTHING in the 70s? What the fuck is that mask created from? What was he supposed to be, a cartoon character? Was she a prostitute? Were they at a circus? Why did he have a fake penis? Was that part of the cartoon character persona…having a fake dick? And what happened at the end? Did her bush come off on his dildo-dick? What was the joke? I just don’t understand!

HE SAYS:
I really don’t think this couple should be dating, they obviously have anger issues. I’m not even sure they LIKE each other, forget about love! They could try couple’s therapy but to be honest, I don’t see it changing the current abusive nature of their relationship. I would love to see this kids make it but it seems unlikely.

SHE SAYS:
I cannot take credit for creating such a gem of a clip title. Let me take the time to thank Amateur001 of PornHub for this beautifully creative and telling title: “Rooftop Foursome Fuckage.” It is truly breathtaking. Well, so is the clip. Watch and learn!