You may know her by one of her many names, Joyce Gibson, Alexis Love, Joyce Mandel, Rinah or you may just know her as the vintage pin-up with huge breasts and a big fuzzy bush. You may know her from her career as a nudie magazine model in the 60s and 70s or as one of Russ Meyers super busty actresses. Maybe you know that she and I share a birthday. Maybe you don’t know Joyce Gibson at all! Just look at this gallery and leave me alone.
Did you happen to hear David Arquette on Howard Stern fessing up that his mom, Brenda DeNault, was once a pin up and fetish model? Well I did, and being a perv I immediately had to see for myself. It’s easy to see the resemblance to her daughter Rosanna Arquette in these vintage photos. Brenda DeNault also appeared in the 1964 lesbian bondage B-movie “Olga’s House of Shame.”
So sit back, dim the lights, drink some Scotch and start wacking it to David Arquette’s mom.
Have you ever wanted to take a time machine back to the 1990s and have the ability to get any girl you see naked? If so, you have weird desires, but you are in luck thanks to this weirdness.
HE SAYS:
I have no idea what is going on in this retro lesbian scene, but I know that I like it. It has something to do with a camera crew secretly filming a first time lesbian and her cave woman lover. Throw in a some big hairy bush, a dramatic synth soundtrack, a creepy old man, four giant tits and you have yourself some classic vintage porn. Anyone know the name of the movie this is from?
SHE SAYS:
Not really. But who can turn down a porn clip called “Human Fuck Machine?” All I know is, there are a lot of guys in tight black fabric groping a seemingly happy gal. Fuck darn it I love porn.
SHE SAYS:
Sexy space women need love too. I have no idea why Ron Jeremy is pissed off at the end of the clip, but I am going to guess that it’s because he missed all of the great, sweaty fucking.
SHE SAYS:
They also like wearing the same pair of thong underwear extra high on the thigh when they are tanning, as to not mess up that perfect tan line. And they like belly chains. And they like perms. And they like ballet-inspired-flesh-colored-high-heels. 80s lesbians like a lot of things, but there’s nothing they like more than poon diving. Enjoy these lesbians enjoy sexy 80s porny life.
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