Dec 31 2009
Have you ever wanted to take a time machine back to the 1990s and have the ability to get any girl you see naked? If so, you have weird desires, but you are in luck thanks to this weirdness.
Nov 17 2009
HE SAYS:
I have no idea what is going on in this retro lesbian scene, but I know that I like it. It has something to do with a camera crew secretly filming a first time lesbian and her cave woman lover. Throw in a some big hairy bush, a dramatic synth soundtrack, a creepy old man, four giant tits and you have yourself some classic vintage porn. Anyone know the name of the movie this is from?
Nov 01 2009
SHE SAYS:
Not really. But who can turn down a porn clip called “Human Fuck Machine?” All I know is, there are a lot of guys in tight black fabric groping a seemingly happy gal. Fuck darn it I love porn.
Oct 30 2009
SHE SAYS:
Sexy space women need love too. I have no idea why Ron Jeremy is pissed off at the end of the clip, but I am going to guess that it’s because he missed all of the great, sweaty fucking.
Oct 29 2009
SHE SAYS:
They also like wearing the same pair of thong underwear extra high on the thigh when they are tanning, as to not mess up that perfect tan line. And they like belly chains. And they like perms. And they like ballet-inspired-flesh-colored-high-heels. 80s lesbians like a lot of things, but there’s nothing they like more than poon diving. Enjoy these lesbians enjoy sexy 80s porny life.
Oct 28 2009
HE SAYS:
I love 80’s porn and I love Ebony Aye, the star of this clip. She made many appearances on most of the VHS porn compilations I was able to acquire as a teen in the 80s. I like that she looks like a real woman and not some cartoonish stripper whore. I should also point out that I know someone who might own those EXACT chairs!
I ♥ 80s porn!
Sep 28 2009
SHE SAYS:
I don’t know what it was about this clip…the big hair, the weird spin, the dubbed argument or the smooth Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes finish: it just got me horny. I really think you will enjoy this little pube on the underside of a handsome man’s nutsack. That was a compliment by the way.
HE SAYS:
Wait a second, how did you fail to mention the inclusion of the song “Lady” by Kenny Rogers in this clip?!? Why is “Lady” sandwiched between all that awesome porn disco? It is BRILLIANT! All the music in this scene is amazing! Vintage porn kicks ass over all the boring forced blowjob crap that everyone makes now. Thank you for finding this!!!
