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Well, I went though a few titles for this clip in my mind:
1. Pussy caught in fishnet gets fucked.
2. Mother-Rican SLUTS gets FUCKED.
3. Guy whose ethnicity is indecipherable looks uncomfortable while he tries to get himself hard in easy chair.
4. Music-that-seems-like-it-would-be-playing-at-your friend’s-family-reunion-that-you-were-dragged-to-because-you-had-a-one-night-stand-with-said-friend-and-the-family-reunion-is-the-next-day-and-you-feel-bad-about-the-whole-sex-thing-so-you-go-with-them is playing in this clip and it makes some Costa Ricans horny enough to have a threesome.
5. My favorite threesome position takes place in this Rican-Awesome clip.
6. Costa Rica sex.
Overall, this clip, even with all of its stupidness, is hot. I think that the cumshot is especially sexy. The editing makes it even better. Thanks for watching this clip and reading my stupid thoughts!
“Peach and her big peaches?” Man, that’s a dumb joke. When a girl is named “Peach” and she has big, luscious natural tits it’s hard to not make a stupid peach joke. Plus, let’s see you come up with new things to say about naked girls every day. EVERY DAY!
Peach’s photos are from the incredible Met-Art. Thank you for always being awesome Met-Art!
Lela Star has a body built for fucking? Did I really say that? I’m obviously tired and dumb right now. I should have said “Lela Star has a body built for long walks on the beach and making sweet love in the moonlight.” I hate myself.
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I am definitely not an expert in Ron Jeremy porn. Yes, I am aware of the fact that he has starred in many, many confusing and probably not-so-sexy or smart pornos, but still – this one is just really weird to me. I can’t get over trying to figure out the premise. Maybe it’s the fact that it starts at a club playing Madonna. Or maybe it is the dubbing. Maybe it is the hilarious dancing (please look in the background in the first scene…I literally laughed out loud!) Or, maybe it is the Arab garb. I don’t know what it is that makes it particularly really odd to me, but I do know it is not the sex. The sex looks very porny, so nothing is weird about that. It is just one of those clips where I spend a lot of time trying to figure it out to the point where there is nearly no time to actually enjoy the porn. Well, I guess all porn doesn’t have to turn you on, some are meant to make you think. OH, one more thing: although it ends in a facial (I tend to hate them) I LOVE this cumshot because it drips all over her chest. HOT!
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The dancing in the background is GENIUS! You have the Fabio guy with long flowing hair dancing like a gayest man that ever gayed and what the fuck is that guy in the yellow wearing? A wetsuit? A yellow suit of armor? The rest is just confusing. Was this filmed in France? Did they fly Ron Jeremy to France for this?!? I LOVE the brunette in this scene though, she’s super sexy. Agreed on the cumshot too, I loved watching “The Hedgehog” cum all over her perfect perky tits. I ♥ porn so much!
I talk a lot about Jenya D’s tits. It can happen at any time. I could be in line at the post office and I will strike up a conversation about her perfect boobs with the little old lady in front of me. I love Jenya’s tits but let’s not forget about her sexy long legs and perfect ass.
I love the latest photos of Dana Lemor from Playboy All Naturals! Dana looks as sexy in her underwear as she does naked. Look at those awesome perky natural tits! LOOK AT THEM, I command you! One major problem though, her shoes should be black. Does that make me gay?
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