My Best Friend Porn

Want to learn more about the great sport of tittyfucking? Just ask this knowledgeable robot.

For the record… best tittyfuck ever below.

This clip was titled “Compilation Of Wives Getting Facials” however I can’t verify that these are in fact wives. Do you really care pervert? No, no you don’t. Couple things to note… to the lady in first clip, if you agree to let someone give you a facial, don’t act like he’s shooting silly string all over you. Stop giggling and flinching already. And to the guy at the 3:16 mark, what is wrong with your dick hole? Why does your cum spray out like a one of those water toys you hook up to a hose? You need ot have that hole looked at.

I really do love Lady Sonia and nobody knows how to titty fuck like her.

HE SAYS:
Oh porn, I love you so much but you often let me down. Most new porn is total crap. It’s the same old rough sex and gagging blowjobs with some skank girl who ends up with unwanted cum on her face. Where’s the romance! This clip is sexy! This girl is sexy! More porn should be like this. Awesome cumshot!

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HE SAYS:
I love 80′s porn and I love Ebony Aye, the star of this clip. She made many appearances on most of the VHS porn compilations I was able to acquire as a teen in the 80s. I like that she looks like a real woman and not some cartoonish stripper whore. I should also point out that I know someone who might own those EXACT chairs!

I ♥ 80s porn!

SHE SAYS:

So, what do you do while you are waiting for a guy to jerk off on your face? Make sexy faces, of course! What the flying fuck is this girl doing? She is looking directly at the camera for 40 seconds and desperately going through her grab bag of what she thinks is a “sexy face.” Let’s analyze these mother fuckers:

Classic “Kiss Lips”:

Used mainly by teens and girls who already have used about 30 of their fake smiles, so they have to move onto something else.

The “Elvis”:

Used mainly as a transition sexy face. Only used for no more than 2 seconds at a time. In this instance, she is transitioning from “Kiss Lips” to something a bit more difficult.

The “OMG, what the fuck am I going to do for the next 30 seconds?! Is he cumming yet?” A.K.A. OMGWTFAIGTDFTN30S:

Self explanatory.

The “Finally!”

Seriously.

And this one is called “The Clip”

(I am so funny.)

HE SAYS:
She’s a bit of a butter face, but she gives a quality tittyfuck. I guess some of you perverts like it when a girl never stops talking, but I find all her chit chat to be distracting. Blah blah blah. I like how at the end of this clip they do a little recap set to music of what we just saw. I think all pornos should end like this. It’s a nice way to look back and say “Awwwww, remember when that guy shot that huge load of cum all over her throat? That was special.” It was made even more special by showing it in slow motion.

SHE SAYS:

My maid fantasy is a little more subtle than these. I think the classic outfit is a little too costumey, but I still think it is sexy. I like the idea of a short skirt, thigh highs, and a garter belt. I also like the idea of there being a very long tease. The first clip has a bit of the tease in there…but I would go even further. Maybe start off with a shirt ON or something? Well, without further ado, here are three very different French Maid-themed clips. Enjoy!

HE SAYS:
I know it’s a cliche, but the French maid outfit is fucking hot! Even the cheap ones from your local sex shop are hot. It really is one of the all-time great fantasies and The Girl rules for posting this collection of maid porn!

Ummm…yeah. So, there’s a lot of asshole licking. Not quite my style, but maybe you poop-loving folks will get a kick out of it.

Wonderful lesbian scene. Not quite sure if they are maids or where that ties in, but it doesn’t matter, does it?