My Best Friend Porn

Man, you know the tits are big when you can tittyfuck them the going straight in way, not just the normal way. You know what I mean? I mean you can stick your dick straight in, like from the nipples to the chest. Shut up, you know what I mean. Just watch Wendy Star get her huge natural tits fucked and covered in cum and deal with it.

I love this sexy Lantina. I love her curvy body and her big, soft, dark, natural tits. I love watching her get fucked but I hate listening to the guy moaning and swearing like a turd. He really should have cum all over those great tits but he chose the mouth, something she was not so excited about. Guys always ruin porn these days.

Want to learn more about the great sport of tittyfucking? Just ask this knowledgeable robot.

For the record… best tittyfuck ever below.

This clip was titled “Compilation Of Wives Getting Facials” however I can’t verify that these are in fact wives. Do you really care pervert? No, no you don’t. Couple things to note… to the lady in first clip, if you agree to let someone give you a facial, don’t act like he’s shooting silly string all over you. Stop giggling and flinching already. And to the guy at the 3:16 mark, what is wrong with your dick hole? Why does your cum spray out like a one of those water toys you hook up to a hose? You need ot have that hole looked at.

I really do love Lady Sonia and nobody knows how to titty fuck like her.

HE SAYS:
Oh porn, I love you so much but you often let me down. Most new porn is total crap. It’s the same old rough sex and gagging blowjobs with some skank girl who ends up with unwanted cum on her face. Where’s the romance! This clip is sexy! This girl is sexy! More porn should be like this. Awesome cumshot!

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HE SAYS:
I love 80′s porn and I love Ebony Aye, the star of this clip. She made many appearances on most of the VHS porn compilations I was able to acquire as a teen in the 80s. I like that she looks like a real woman and not some cartoonish stripper whore. I should also point out that I know someone who might own those EXACT chairs!

I ♥ 80s porn!

SHE SAYS:

So, what do you do while you are waiting for a guy to jerk off on your face? Make sexy faces, of course! What the flying fuck is this girl doing? She is looking directly at the camera for 40 seconds and desperately going through her grab bag of what she thinks is a “sexy face.” Let’s analyze these mother fuckers:

Classic “Kiss Lips”:

Used mainly by teens and girls who already have used about 30 of their fake smiles, so they have to move onto something else.

The “Elvis”:

Used mainly as a transition sexy face. Only used for no more than 2 seconds at a time. In this instance, she is transitioning from “Kiss Lips” to something a bit more difficult.

The “OMG, what the fuck am I going to do for the next 30 seconds?! Is he cumming yet?” A.K.A. OMGWTFAIGTDFTN30S:

Self explanatory.

The “Finally!”

Seriously.

And this one is called “The Clip”

(I am so funny.)