SHE SAYS:
OK, I will say it: this really isn’t my style of porn…but since there are people that like this sort of thing, I put it up. I am happy it exists. I am happy people can get turned on by pee. For most people, pee usually gets unappreciated and flushed down the toilet. For these people, PEE = ORGASMS! I sometimes wish I was into a fetish like this. I would obviously get turned on a lot more and obviously have more orgasms. Something that should be noted is that they start out the clip with tons of food arranged on one of the woman’s bodies. It is quite confusing. All I wanted him to do is fuck her with that banana! Just try and shove it in there! Stop playing with her clit and put that peeled banana in that pussy now!!! Stop peeing! I should become a director.
HE SAYS:
Pissing porn is one of those things that I don’t get turned on by but I totally understand why other people do. Pissing does not gross me out at all but it does nothing to excite me. I just don’t understand why this clip starts off as food porn and then turns to into pee pee sex. Man that one girl in the black really takes a mouthful of piss like a champ though!
SHE SAYS:
Champions DO take mouthfuls of piss regularly! They mix it with their Wheaties and shovel it down for morning sustenance. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME, GUY? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?
SHE SAYS:
To save you time, just skip to 15:11! But if you are looking for more than laughs, this clip is pretty darned sexy. I think it would be hotter if it weren’t filmed in 1996. That belly chain on that girl has to go, and that gross haircut REALLY has to go on that guy. There are many things that have to go to make it perfect but porn doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to turn you on. I think this clip achieved both that and a few laughs AND it turned me on so this clip is more than good…it is GREAT!
SHE SAYS:
I know this is fake but it is still entertaining to watch. I love that the guy doing the voice over says, “Oh, help me Lord Jesus!” I wonder what they make the fake cum out of…do you think it is a confectioner’s sugar concoction? Possibly evaporated milk, slightly watered down…or maybe it is sweetened condensed milk! God, I love sweetened condensed milk – almost as much as I like the taste of cum. Maybe it is an actual gallon of real cum. Or a mixture of sweetened condensed milk AND cum! I ♥ cum!
HE SAYS:
The first time I saw one of these fake giant cumshots was when I was just learning to be a pervert. I was probably around 15 years old and I got my hands on a porn compilation (on VHS – shut up!) and there was one of these endless facials on it. Of course as a teen, it took me about 10 views (yeah, I watched that tape a lot) before I realized it was fake. It was the first time I felt betrayed by my new friend porn.
SHE SAYS:
I know this isn’t a complete “lesson” (the clip ends too soon to see the whole thing), and I know that it’s not perfect in terms of concept, acting or editing, but I don’t care. I still like it. HEY – What do you expect from amateur parody porn, anyways? I watched two clips on nipple licking right before I decided to write about this clip. I am in a nipple fondling mood. In case you were wondering, I had two orgasms. I love to have my nipples licked!
Who names their daughter Domino? I wonder if she gets naked on the internet as a way to rebel against her parents for naming her Domino. Perhaps she’s exposing her huge natural tits in an attempt to say “see what happens when you name your kid Domino!”
SHE SAYS:
I love the beginning of this clip. This black-rooted blonde is trying to make us believe that she still lives with her daddy and waiting for her boyfriend to come over because her daddy won’t be home tonight. Sure. This actually makes me feel bad because to me she is a pretty girl – but all of the white trash tattoos and general style makes her look older and, well, whiter and trashier. The guy in this clip does not look white, however. He is so fake-baked that I am having a memory smell right now of the way tanning beds smell. GROSS! He does go down on her for a while which is nice. They both seem to be enjoying their white-trashiness and I guess that is a good thing to see. The cum shot looks like snot. The end.
HE SAYS:
WE GET IT, your dad isn’t home and your boyfriend is late! I’m beginning to understand why he doesn’t want to come over. And what is with the jumpy editing in the beginning? It literally started to give me a headache. Now I have to go have an angry masturbation session and that is not good for anyone involved, especially my poor boner! Good day to you!
SHE SAYS:
Basically I hate everything about the porn clip and love everything about the Tim and Eric clip. The only connection is that there are twins in both of them. I hate the porn twin clip because, first off, these girls don’t look they want to be there, and secondly, they are not being tenderly loved even in the least bit. It’s pretty gross. There are gagging BJs and sad faces and mean men. It’s annoying, too. Since the girls are genetically the same they have the same stupid sounds coming out of their mouths. Yuck. I like the Tim and Eric clip because they have shrimp and white wine coming out of their mouths. Yum.
HE SAYS:
You are so right about this clip. This is the worst kind of porn in my opinion. It’s predictable and boring. All new porn is the same abusive, woman-hating crap and it’s not even close to being arousing. It’s a shame a whole generation of guys are growing up thinking THIS is what sex is supposed to be like.
Tim and Eric on the other hand… now, this is what sex SHOULD be like. It should always include shrimp, white wine, dancing and barfing!
SHE SAYS:
This girl does. Personally, I like to masturbate while sitting on the couch with some nice porn in plain view. I don’t get it. Guess what? I am not going to try.
HE SAYS:
When I saw this post by The Girl I was reminded of the clip below. It’s hard to forget a Japanese girl giving a blowjob to an invisible snow person.
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