My Best Friend Porn

Liliane Tiger looks like she’s either going to kick your ass or fuck it. I don’t mean literally fuck you in the ass, I mean she might fuck you in general. Shut up, you know what I mean. Just check out Liliane’s sexy nude body and leave me alone.

Why? Just because I like you perverts, I really do!

Wow. I mean WOW! How does a guy with a fucking Yoda tattoo get into porn? How does a guy with a Star Wars tattoo even get laid?

“Cum on your face I will”

Need more Star Wars porn? Here you go!

SHE SAYS:
“Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a dildo nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the pornstars
Know how he came all over that girl’s face one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old used condom they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the whores say he could laugh
And fuck just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of shaved pussy!

Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, “Let’s run and
We’ll have some fun
Now before I melt all over this girl’s face.”

SHE SAYS:
I missed you. All of you. Right down to the guy that never comments on stuff. Yeah, I am talking to you! Sorry I have been missing from MBFP for two weeks. I haven’t had internet access. And working on this site isn’t something I can exactly do on my lunch break or at the local Starbucks. The good news is, I am back! I want to catch up and watch a lot of porn and comment on what The Guy has been doing. It looks like he has done more than a good job keeping everyone (the two of you that read this) entertained while I was away. Here’s me and the Comcast guy that installed my internet and cable. Yes, I was nice enough to film it for you. Enjoy!

HE SAYS:
WELCOME BACK! I missed you. We all missed you! The porn industry missed you!!! PETER NORTH MISSED YOU!!!!!! I love this clip of you and the cable guy (or “TV repair man”). You have such graceful sexy moves. I’m glad our loyal readers can finally get a glimpse of you, their hero.

Bailey Rose has pointy tits, and some tattoos. She also likes to shower in her stockings. All girls should shower in their stockings.

Way to go Belladonna, you are the “Dirtiest Girl in Porn!” No doubt it was starring in films like “Ass a Roni,” “Belladonna’s Butthole Whores,” “Cock Pigs” and the family classic “Four in the Pink, Four in the Stink” that earned her this prestigious award. We salute you Belladonna for this achievement in the porn arts!

Here’s a compilation of Belladonna’s skills.

Shoving baseball bats up your ass, AKA the national pastime.

In this scene Belladonna… well, I lost track of everything. There’s a bunch of cocks and a lot of drool.

HE SAYS:
Now that’s a fucking tattoo! Damn woman! I ended up really liking this clip even though the guy is wearing his boots and a wristband. An awesome headband yes, but a wristband? I like that they looked liked average people and seemed to be having a good time. It felt like amateur porn even though it’s not. Great boob licking and sucking!
SHE SAYS:
JIZUS! That really is some tattoo! I was actually incredibly distracted by it. I was also distracted by those wrist and headbands. Where does one get wristbands these days? Where does one store them? Do you think they go in with the ties? Maybe the underwear drawer? Possibly in with the socks? Furthermore, where does a heavily tattooed woman get the money to purchase such tattoos? Must you turn to porn when you want to tattoo your body to that extent?