It all started when I saw the image above. I thought to myself “Who is this classy lady and are there other fancy girls just like her out there?” The next thing you know, I’m up to my eyeballs in cock tattoos! I immediately felt it was my duty to compile the most extensive collection of penis tattoos and share it with the world. I think I found my calling.
I guess this is what happens when you work at a tattoo shop and have a little extra time on your hands.
SHE SAYS:
During the first scene, I was pretty excited about this clip. When she was bent over the washing machine and her long legs were on display…wow. And when that guy takes off his shirt…WOW! My anticipation was pretty high for this clip. As far as I knew, the couple was sexy, and they were about to have sexy sex. Well, I was wrong. This girl and her gagging blow jobs and incessant gag-crying-wining COMPLETELY RUINS this clip!!!! Why do people do this? How is the sound of throwing up sexy?
HE SAYS:
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY! He already wasted everyone’s time, especially Kayden Faye’s, once before and now he’s back to ruin everyone’s day again. What a fucking emo, hipster douchebag! Why would a seemingly cool chick like Kayden waste her time with this fuck face? His narration and use of the word “score” is enough to send me over the edge. Hey shithead, you know why her pussy is “tight?” It’s because she hates your lame ass and is as dry as sandpaper down there because she knows you can’t provide more than 2 minutes of bad lovin’. FUCK, I hate this guy so much!!!
SHE SAYS:
You know what? I am going to go out on a limb here and say that I don’t really like Kayden Faye. Why WOULD she waste her time with a premature ejaculating shit covered AIDS virus filled zit? Because she likes it. At least a little. That alone makes me not like her. I just don’t. I don’t like her simpsons’ eyes tits or her boring little star tattoo or her 1998 pink hair either. So, my opinion of this clip is that I hate both of them! Jeeze, I am so full of hate for stupid pornstars today. YAY!
Liliane Tiger looks like she’s either going to kick your ass or fuck it. I don’t mean literally fuck you in the ass, I mean she might fuck you in general. Shut up, you know what I mean. Just check out Liliane’s sexy nude body and leave me alone.
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