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Once again we find Peter North trying to drown a young porn star with his cum. Nadia Stylez does a pretty good job of handling his milkshake though. Maybe she should be a competitive eater. Nadia doesn’t get a perfect grade however. I fucking HATE loud, stupid, slurppy, gaggy, noisy, slobbery blowjobs. It’s not sexy! I understand a good blowjob will naturally produce a little noise but I hate this exaggerated fake silly nonsense. SHE SAYS:
You forgot screamy and spitty. I completely agree. Completely. I hate seeing it and definitely don’t want to do it.
HE SAYS:
Yes, you are right, I did have a hard day at work and I would like a beer but don’t hand me a Zima and tell me it’s beer. I have enough to put up with at the office, I don’t need to come home to this shit! I work my ass off while you lounge around all day in you Dior necklace reading magazines and drinking Zima. Here’s an idea, the next time you have a drink waiting for me why not keep it cold in the fridge! Thanks for the warm Zima honey! And why the fuck are you spitting on me? Who wants to be spit on? I’m sorry, I don’t think this is going to work out. (thanks for letting me cum in your mouth though) SHE SAYS:
I am sorry, but she did not have an orgasm. That brief second when she thought about how to make her orgasm more convincing and decided to roll her eyes back “in ecstasy” was laughable. As a matter of fact, I did laugh! What ever happened to Zima? I remember putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima for extra flavor. I was totally 12 when I was doing this. That doesn’t matter, does it?
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I was trying to think of some smart ass joke to make about this clip but I really can’t think of anything. I really like this clip. My only complaint is the camera strap in the frame at the end. I don’t know why but that really bugs me! I love this girl and I love her body. OK, I just watched it again to see if I was missing anything but no, this is just some great amateur porn.
HE SAYS:
This clip is very silly and gimmicky BUT I still find it to be sexy for two reasons. 1) I love this girl. She has an incredible body and she’s talented! 2) Unlike most clips of a guy jerking off into a girl’s mouth this one is actually pretty awesome. She seems to really like it and gives the SEXIEST naughty smile after he cums in her mouth. That quick smile is one of the sexiest things I have ever seen in porn. Seriously. SHE SAYS:
It’s interesting…that’s all I can say. It looks interesting, but I am unsure if any of this feels that good, you know? And it bothers me that the guy in this is nearly the same color of the floor, and that flexible minx is nearly the same color as the walls. I know that is a weird thing to say, but it looks like a skin room!
HE SAYS:
I love that this is a simple clip without anyone yelling “suck my big cock” or “ooooh shit shit shit fuck shit fuck” and Elle Idol is very cute. She’s too cute for porn which is always appealing to me. What I don’t understand is why the guy would want to jerk himself off at the end. I guess that’s just the way it goes these days but I would much rather have my partner make me cum. Still a hot clip though.
HE SAYS:
This girl is very pretty and the guy is generic, what else is new? What I want to talk about though are her sexy tan lines. Tan lines make a naked girl look more naked thanks to the constant reminder of where the clothes used to be. Play close attention to her bikini top tan lines. When she’s on the beach her nipples are less than an inch away from being exposed and that is fucking SEXY!
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The tan lines are real, not an ass-crack white strip that you get from being in a tanning bed. The nipple attention in the beginning is so amazing! I love a man that loves the boob. I will marry a man that loves my boobs almost as much as me. I want his relationship with my boobs to be almost on the “best friend” level. OK, that’s where my affection with this clip ends. His red condom makes his dick look infected. What’s with those stupid wooden clogs? Wait, what?
Finally, does she have a PORTERHOUSE STEAK-styled bush? I totally see the horizontal line near the top, and I swear there is another line going down the center that forms the perfect T-Bone. Don’t you see it?! OK, I love a great dry-aged rare steak, especially with a little blue cheese…now I am getting turned on. I officially like this clip again. I ♥ porn, but sometimes it confuses me and makes me hungry.
SHE SAYS:
This may sound lame, but I am really turned on by the fact that the guy in this clip is so turned on by this girl. I don’t consider myself generally attracted to women directly, but I can definitely pick out an attractive woman and like watching a man get turned on by such a woman. I also I like this clip because it has a lot of “from behind” action, and I love this clip because the girl looks like she is getting really into it. I am not sure if she has an orgasm, but I can tell she is really having a good time. Also, he cums into her mouth via blowjob and jerking off by the girl, and not some weird “guy jerks himself off onto a humiliated and startled girl” ending. Oh, and she’s wearing black stockings…I think The Guy will like this clip for that reason alone.
HE SAYS:
I DO love the stockings and I LOVE this clip. I wish more porn was like this. This is a perfect simple scene with two people having great sex. There is very minimal porny dirty talk and nobody is telling anyone to suck a big cock. This is like amateur porn but with attractive porn stars and I say we need more of it! The cumshot is AMAZING!
HE SAYS:
I’m a little torn about posting this because the guy creeps me out with his stupid face slapping, boob slapping, ass slapping, grunting like a bear, looking like a bear and I’m guessing smelling like a bear. It takes a while for this girl to get into it but I’d have to say she seems like she’s genuinely enjoying herself after a few minutes. Suddenly after cumming in her mouth, Yogi Bear turns into Mr. nice guy and gives the girl a nice embrace and a kiss. Huh? You just can’t predict what a bear might do. SHE SAYS:
I feel similarly. I dislike the slapping and the humiliation portions, but I love that he really, really fucks her. You rarely see hump-like-a-rabbit porn but when you do, well, you make love to your porn and masturbate to it. I didn’t get to masturbate to this one, though. I am saving myself for a very special clip today. I would call this one my fluffer though. Very nice.
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