My Best Friend Porn

I’M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!

I hate this shit. This kind of porn is totally void of any sexuality. It’s nothing more than a stunt. Boring. Stupid. Lame. I won’t even bother showing the actual gangbang because it’s fucking stupid and abusive. Such a bunch of shit. I hate porn right now.

HE SCREAMS:
Marie Love and her little Asian friend REALLY have a taste for some “man milkshakes” and they won’t shut the fuck up about it. I guess spending the afternoon swimming in the polar bear exhibit at the zoo will make you thirsty. I HATE THESE FUCKING BITCHES AND THEIR STUPID FUCKING RIDICULOUS LOUD GAGGING AND SLURPING! I HATE them so hard it forced me to use red text! RED GOD DAMN IT! Who the FUCK wants to watch this shit and who wants to listen to a girl choke, gag and barf? Oh my God, this is the worst clip ever. I don’t like to judge other people’s sexual preferences but I’ve got to be honest, I think there is something wrong with you if you enjoy watching forced blowjobs. Even if you take the forced aspect out of the equation, the sound alone is enough to make me INSANE! Seriously, does Marie Luv ever shut her dirty mouth? On second thought, keep that dick shoved down her throat so I don’t have to hear her talk anymore. It scares me that a whole generation of young men are growing up thinking this is normal. I hate porn right now, don’t even watch this.

SHE SAYS LOUDLY BUT NOT AS SCREAMY AS THE GUY:
I completely 100% agree. I wanted to throw up on all porn after watching this. I want all porn, good and bad, to be put in a gigantic pile (maybe the Grand Canyon would be a good location for this?), then someone needs to infect me with the influenza virus. Do you know a pilot? Well, I am also going to need someone to fly me over this pile of porn in a helicopter. In the helicopter, someone else must feed me protein like milk and cheese and meat and play this clip for me. Then I will stick my head out and vomit all over the porn, over and over again. Then someone will have to mix the porn around, obviously, to make sure that all pieces are well coated, and I haven’t quite figured out the logistics of that yet but the point is, I FUCKING HATE THIS PORN TOO. I hate it! And what about their disgusting facial expressions? Who can keep a boner while looking at those grimaces? Anyways, I hate to always agree with The Guy but he said everything I would have said, but he said it better (and I love his tags.) This is a horrible clip and I wish it didn’t exist, and I wish there weren’t so many people who prefer this type of porn to what I like to refer to as “The good shit.”