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Christmas cam girl gives me a lump of coal in my pants (or something else that makes more sense)

The Guy — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:26 +0000

Ho ho holy SHIT! This girls is fucking sexy! I’m going to go do something naughty, I don’t care if Santa can see me.

Tila Tequila stripping + a little something extra!

The Guy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:55:17 +0000

This made my day.

Big wet boobs in the shower

The Guy — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:39:38 +0000

HE SAYS:
I don’t know, I’m just in the mood to see nice boobs in a T-shirt today. The fact that this shirt is also wet does not hurt. I can do without the generic stripper/cam girl dance moves, but on the other hand, what the fuck am I talking about? Like I would ever ask a girl to stop dancing like that in front of me. I’m sorry strippers.

Bachelorette party with female stripper quickly turns into orgy

The Girl — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:12:29 +0000

SHE SAYS:
I know. I know that this isn’t how bachelorette parties typically go, but for some weird reason, I liked this clip. I know it is fake and cheesy, but the teasing in the beginning and the laughing and the “fun” it portrayed for some reason got me really horny! I hope The Guy doesn’t make fun of me for liking this one.

America, FUCK NO!

The Girl — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:14:30 +0000

SHE SAYS:
Maybe I am weird, but I find the man in this video to be one of the most unattractive men I have ever seen. Honestly, big boobs on a guy turns me the hell off. Fake tans turn me the hell off. And I don’t know, maybe I am crazy, but something about covering your boner with the American flag just rubs me the wrong way. The type of girl who would get talked into going to this party would be the same type of girl who listens to pop music, carries a Coach bag and does whatever her friends tell her is cool because she doesn’t have a mind of her own. Fuck you you stupid flag-covered-small-boner-having guy and trashy blow-job-giving-because-you-are-fucking-stupid-you-stupid-fucking-stupid girls! WOW! I am really mean in this one. I am not sorry. This is gross and someone needs to say it.

HE SAYS:
These European sex party clips FASCINATE me! I want to know every detail about them. Are these places open every night or do they just spring up every month or so? How does one go about getting a job at one of these places? Are these normal girls just letting off steam by blowing and fucking random orange dudes in front of their friends? Are the STD clinics packed the next day with regretful Euro-sluts? I need to know.

Extremely hilarious sound comes out of this guy’s mouth as he cums.

The Girl — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:02:39 +0000

SHE SAYS:
To save you time, just skip to 15:11! But if you are looking for more than laughs, this clip is pretty darned sexy. I think it would be hotter if it weren’t filmed in 1996. That belly chain on that girl has to go, and that gross haircut REALLY has to go on that guy. There are many things that have to go to make it perfect but porn doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to turn you on. I think this clip achieved both that and a few laughs AND it turned me on so this clip is more than good…it is GREAT!

Super hot girl can’t dance but she looks awesome naked

The Guy — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:00:17 +0000

HE SAYS:
Hey look, that girl I love is back for another round of awkward cam dancing! I actually LOVE the fact that she can’t do that professional stripper style dancing, it makes her more cute. But really, who cares if she can dance or not, her body is insane! She has perfect big natural boobs and a tiny waist. Thank you internet!

SHE SAYS:
This really does nothing for me. Ew – she is listening to the radio, and worse, it’s, the generic dance station! It’s probably KISS FM or some shit like that. I would have to disagree with The Guy and say that because of that reason alone it takes her out of any “cute” category. She does have a really great body though. I can’t disagree with that. I also wish I had her boobs. Anyways, maybe if you threw a guy in this clip and he was enjoying those melons I’d be able to watch it all the way through.

Bettie Page Dies at 85

The Guy — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:22:31 +0000

Bondage pin up legend Bettie Page dies at the age of 85.

Rare Bettie Page interview from 1997

A couple classic Bettie Page nudie shorts

Jaime Hammer dances around naked in my living room

The Guy — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:43:12 +0000

Yeah, Jaime Hammer came over for a beer and refused to keep her clothes on. I was like “Jaime, I’m trying to watch Mythbusters here, will you PLEASE stop licking your nipples?” Here’s the video proof if you don’t believe me.

Jaime Hammer Nude Strip Tease

Classic-ish, vintage-y, retro-esque 1950s or 1980s deflowering action

The Girl — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:46:18 +0000

SHE SAYS:
I don’t know what I like better – the insane reason she was given to undress in front of her coach, or the sweet 50s music that weaves itself in and out of the clip. Also – did they say “pussy” in the 50s? Did they say “pussy” in 1988? Doesn’t this girl look like she belongs in that Beastie Boys “Fight for Your Right (to Party)” video?

I did get a pretty strong orgasm to this. I was surprised. I was oddly turned on by her twisting motions while he was doing her from behind.

This one is worth watching all the way through. The dialogue is so unbelievably awesome!

I ♥ PORN and I ♥ YOU!

HE SAYS:
I really miss porn from the 70′s and 80′s because I am also such a fan of B-movies. Porn from that era was basically a bunch of B-movies with blowjobs and cum shots. I love porn dialogue and ridiculous scenarios. Look, this guy is just a good coach. Some times you have to fuck the hot virgin if you want to be holding that trophy up at the end of the season, it’s called “taking one for the team.” He was at a 8.5 on the creepy meter though and if you close your eyes it sounds like Clint Eastwood demanding sex. Nice find!