My Best Friend Porn

Ho ho holy SHIT! This girls is fucking sexy! I’m going to go do something naughty, I don’t care if Santa can see me.

This made my day.

HE SAYS:
I don’t know, I’m just in the mood to see nice boobs in a T-shirt today. The fact that this shirt is also wet does not hurt. I can do without the generic stripper/cam girl dance moves, but on the other hand, what the fuck am I talking about? Like I would ever ask a girl to stop dancing like that in front of me. I’m sorry strippers.

SHE SAYS:
I know. I know that this isn’t how bachelorette parties typically go, but for some weird reason, I liked this clip. I know it is fake and cheesy, but the teasing in the beginning and the laughing and the “fun” it portrayed for some reason got me really horny! I hope The Guy doesn’t make fun of me for liking this one.

SHE SAYS:
Maybe I am weird, but I find the man in this video to be one of the most unattractive men I have ever seen. Honestly, big boobs on a guy turns me the hell off. Fake tans turn me the hell off. And I don’t know, maybe I am crazy, but something about covering your boner with the American flag just rubs me the wrong way. The type of girl who would get talked into going to this party would be the same type of girl who listens to pop music, carries a Coach bag and does whatever her friends tell her is cool because she doesn’t have a mind of her own. Fuck you you stupid flag-covered-small-boner-having guy and trashy blow-job-giving-because-you-are-fucking-stupid-you-stupid-fucking-stupid girls! WOW! I am really mean in this one. I am not sorry. This is gross and someone needs to say it.

HE SAYS:
These European sex party clips FASCINATE me! I want to know every detail about them. Are these places open every night or do they just spring up every month or so? How does one go about getting a job at one of these places? Are these normal girls just letting off steam by blowing and fucking random orange dudes in front of their friends? Are the STD clinics packed the next day with regretful Euro-sluts? I need to know.

SHE SAYS:
To save you time, just skip to 15:11! But if you are looking for more than laughs, this clip is pretty darned sexy. I think it would be hotter if it weren’t filmed in 1996. That belly chain on that girl has to go, and that gross haircut REALLY has to go on that guy. There are many things that have to go to make it perfect but porn doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to turn you on. I think this clip achieved both that and a few laughs AND it turned me on so this clip is more than good…it is GREAT!

HE SAYS:
Hey look, that girl I love is back for another round of awkward cam dancing! I actually LOVE the fact that she can’t do that professional stripper style dancing, it makes her more cute. But really, who cares if she can dance or not, her body is insane! She has perfect big natural boobs and a tiny waist. Thank you internet!

SHE SAYS:
This really does nothing for me. Ew – she is listening to the radio, and worse, it’s, the generic dance station! It’s probably KISS FM or some shit like that. I would have to disagree with The Guy and say that because of that reason alone it takes her out of any “cute” category. She does have a really great body though. I can’t disagree with that. I also wish I had her boobs. Anyways, maybe if you threw a guy in this clip and he was enjoying those melons I’d be able to watch it all the way through.

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