Mar 05 2009
HE SAYS:
I’m going to level with you, it’s late and I have not had much time to work on the site. I’M SORRY! So I have to admit I only watched the first 30 seconds of this clip. The thing is Angel Dark looks so fucking incredibly sexy in that pink top that it was all I needed. The rest of this scene might suck but I doubt it. OK, I just watched a little more… Angel Dark is my new favorite – PERFECT!
Feb 27 2009
HE SAYS:
I guess this is a clip from Girls Gone Wild. I’m going to go on the record and say I fucking HATE Girls Gone Wild. Every GGW clip is the same… some cute but slightly trashy, insecure girl gets hounded by some douchewad camera man to do this or do that and it’s a chore to watch. I actually kind of like the girl in this clip but the creepy begging from this dick hole cameraman ruins everything. Did I hear this correctly, did she say one of her nipples is not “respecting” her? If so, I love her. This still gave me a boner, I hate myself.
Feb 07 2009
HE SAYS:
There really isn’t much to say about this compilations of giant tits bouncing all over the place. You’ve got some huge boobies bouncing up and down, a little shower action and some weird chocolate(?) smearing. Just watch it and leave me alone!
Feb 02 2009
HE SAYS:
I didn’t feel like seeing any hairy balls today or guys moaning “oh yeah, fuck, shit, suck my dick” so let’s stick with just the girls this morning.
Nothing earth-shattering here. Typical porn blond with enormous porn tits fucking her shaved porn pussy with a disturbing looking vibrator.
Here’s an INCREDIBLY sexy blonde with a perfect body stripping. I’m not sure why she felt the urge to pick up the cell phone and pretend to listen to god knows what, but other than that it’s a hot clip.
And finally the clip that sent me down this solo girl path. Who is Luba Shumeyko? I don’t know much about Luba other than she’s a model from the Ukraine and she caused my boner to violently rip through my jeans.
God bless you solo girls, I ♥ you!
Jan 07 2009
HE SAYS:
What’s this? The incredible Shay Laren stripping and Masturbating? Why have I not seen this before? Why was I not told?!? I think I will watch this for the next 8 hours.
Jan 05 2009
HE SAYS:
Hey look, that girl I love is back for another round of awkward cam dancing! I actually LOVE the fact that she can’t do that professional stripper style dancing, it makes her more cute. But really, who cares if she can dance or not, her body is insane! She has perfect big natural boobs and a tiny waist. Thank you internet!
SHE SAYS:
This really does nothing for me. Ew – she is listening to the radio, and worse, it’s, the generic dance station! It’s probably KISS FM or some shit like that. I would have to disagree with The Guy and say that because of that reason alone it takes her out of any “cute” category. She does have a really great body though. I can’t disagree with that. I also wish I had her boobs. Anyways, maybe if you threw a guy in this clip and he was enjoying those melons I’d be able to watch it all the way through.
Dec 12 2008
Bondage pin up legend Bettie Page dies at the age of 85.
Rare Bettie Page interview from 1997
A couple classic Bettie Page nudie shorts
Dec 01 2008
Yeah, Jaime Hammer came over for a beer and refused to keep her clothes on. I was like “Jaime, I’m trying to watch Mythbusters here, will you PLEASE stop licking your nipples?” Here’s the video proof if you don’t believe me.
