Apr 20 2010
Aria Giovanni is terrible at cleaning but she’s great at giving me boners.
I’m not sure if Domnio is as bad at cleaning as Aria Giovanni, but she’s very good at getting fucked. Once again, this equals a boner for me.
Apr 18 2010
What starts as just another bad Eastern European haircut, quickly turns into cock shaving and some sexy shower sex. Of course a couple glasses of fine wine helped things along. What kind of a girl wears black, thigh-high stockings in the shower? The awesome kind!
Apr 18 2010
Eufrat A. has been keeping my boner in business for a few years now. Thank you Eufrat and Met-Art for ALWAYS being amazing!
Apr 09 2010
Did you happen to hear David Arquette on Howard Stern fessing up that his mom, Brenda DeNault, was once a pin up and fetish model? Well I did, and being a perv I immediately had to see for myself. It’s easy to see the resemblance to her daughter Rosanna Arquette in these vintage photos. Brenda DeNault also appeared in the 1964 lesbian bondage B-movie “Olga’s House of Shame.”
So sit back, dim the lights, drink some Scotch and start wacking it to David Arquette’s mom.
Mar 30 2010
I normally go for brunettes, but I would be willing to make sloppy love to these petite blondes from Met-Art.
Mar 07 2010
God fucking damn, Met-Art gives me a boner every time. They have been responsible for A LOT of masturbation in my life. And I thank them for that.
Feb 23 2010
Do you like skinny girls in black thigh-high stockings? Of course you do.
Jan 18 2010
I say it all the time, if you are not a member of Met-Art yet you need to have your boner removed because you are wasting it. I fucking LOVE Met-Art!!!
