My Best Friend Porn

SHE SAYS:
I first saw this ad a while back and had to do a double take. Does it really feature two women dressed as rabbis spanking each other with ham? It does. I really don’t know what to say. I can’t believe this exists. It sort of disgusts me. It doesn’t make any sense. It is not really funny. But guess what? I still love it and am happy it exists. Is something wrong with me or is something wrong with the world? Let me say right here though that I love pork almost as much as porn. I fucking love a piece of undercooked bacon, refried beans cooked with lard, or a nice slice of ham (preferably the outer glazed crust) dipped in warm honey. I FUCKING ♥ PORN and I FUCKING ♥ PORK!

Wow, that one chick is mean! Her friend comes over to watch The Bachelor and the next thing she knows she’s wrapped up in plastic like a ham and cheese and getting her ass and big tits spanked. Jeez. 

Guard your butts ladies because Lady Sonia whats to spank that ass! Drop your pants, bend over and accept your punsihment.