SHE SAYS:
My friend recently gave himself a mustache, and since then have been in the mood for a little vintage Ron Jeremy. I wanted to see some excess body hair and I wanted to hear some classic porn music, so this clip really hit the spot. What surprised me though is how much I actually got turned on by it. I am not sure if I am turned on by Ron Jeremy, the music, the GIGANTIC bush or the nice fucking. OK, now I have to go hit my spot (very bad joke, sorry.) And wait, did Molly Ringwald do porn?
HE SAYS:
I really miss the old classic porn days when men had pubes and a woman’s pussy looked like a creature from the sea. I have to say, I really don’t remember Ron Jeremy’s dick being so big. Is it shrinking now that he’s much fatter?
SHE SAYS:
The title of this clip is, “Vaginas and female breasts are great.” Yeah, you are right. The guys in this clip are seriously some of the most malformed individuals I have seen in quite some time. I mean, I would have to be crazy to expect guys to be perfect in porn, but something about these sweaty, overly vocal, style-challenged examples of the male species gross me out! The feathered hair styles, the towel head (literally), the gold chains, the lame tattoos, the sunglasses, the perms, the pony tails, the ABUNDANCE of hair and sweat…wow. I love porn – OTHER examples of porn. This one definitely goes in my “I hate porn” pile. Sheesh.
HE SAYS:
No way! I love porn from the 80′s! This was the decade when I first saw hardcore porn so I have a soft (and hard) spot for it. I like that most of the girls didn’t have the big fake tits yet and people were still sporting some serious pubes. You are right about the sweating though. People were always sweating their asses off in 80′s porn. OH, and how can you not love Ron Jeremy in a big curly wig? HOW?!?
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