HE SAYS:
This reminds me a lot of my high school sex ed class. I will never forget the day our teacher demonstrated how to give a good blowjob. Did I mention I went to an all-girl high school in France? Yeah, I had to masquerade as a girl for 4 years but it was worth it. I sure had some wacky adventures in France! Brigitte Lahaie is SEXY! Just watching her strip was enough to make things move down there. I also find her sunglasses to be very hot. Seriously, her sunglasses are turning me on. Not like I want to fuck her sunglasses but I’m glad she left them on. HOLY SHIT, Brigitte Lahaie is SEXY!
HE SAYS:
Hot damn I love this compilation. Awesome music (not the intro song), awesome hair, awesome pubes, awesome makeup, awesome rooms, awesome wallpaper, awesome furniture and awesome 70s cumming! I love how European everyone looks and the way the guys say “yah yah yah” rather than “yeah yeah yeah” while cumming. I’m also thinking you ladies should grow your pubes back because based on the cumshot at 15:50 it makes a great cum force-field. Is it irresponsible for me to suggest growing a massive bush will prevent pregnancy? Do I love vintage 70s porn? Yah yah yah!
HE SAYS:
If the music alone does not make you cum in your parachute pants then you have serious problems. If the synth jam doesn’t do the the trick then Christy Canyon’s awesome tan lines better have you cumming rainbows and shooting doves out of your butthole. I love Christy Canyon, in fact she might be my all-time favorite porn star. It’s always good to see her working with Peter North too, especially when he shows up for work in powder blue briefs and a matching Le Tigre shirt. I always imagined that Christy and Peter had a genuine love affair off camera. I really hope that is true for some reason. Imagine how hot their REAL sex would be. I can’t get this totally rad song out of my head! SHE SAYS:
Do we have to agree on everything? I love the song too! I want to make sweet bushy love to this song and have officially put the appoitment on my calendar. In other news, did you hear Peter North say, “I’m a Geyser” at the end? I love that! I really loved how they were enjoying each other and it was obvious they were having fun. I have to say that I may have seen a little love in their eyes. Awww…Peter North + Christy Canyon = 4eva ♥ ♥ ♥
SHE SAYS:
Get me these mugs. Now. Get me these fucking mugs. Yeah, you. I am talking to you. Go onto eBay, look these mother fuckers up, bid on them, win, and then fucking send them to me. YOU! YES!!! I am really talking to you. I am not making a vague statement here. I want you, YOU, to go to some site, a site where they sell these mother fucking boob and penis mugs, pull out that credit card, put your mother fucking name in, put your card number in, your address, your MOTHER FUCKING security code, confirm those fucking shipping details, and fucking get those fucking mugs for me NOW! YOU! GET ME THOSE MUGS, NOW!
HE SAYS:
Seriously, The Girl is not kidding around here. Somebody better get her those fucking motherfucking mugs! She will use it too. She will walk down a busy street with her head held high drinking a vanilla milkshake from a ceramic cock. She’s just that awesome!
HE SAYS:
I think The Girl will really like this one. Oh crap, her internet connection is down, I hope she gets to see it soon! She will like the retro pin up style, the happy music, the teasing of the over-the-uniform boob touching, the nipple sucking and the fact that these girls chose the noble profession of nursing. She will also think the glass dildo wrecks the nice vintage vibe they had going. Overall, I think this is a very hot scene though!
HE SAYS:
Have you ever wanted to watch 40 solid minutes of girls with big 80′s hair get their faces covered in cum by guys with bushy pubes while cheesy synth music plays? Great, then you are in luck thanks to this retro cumshot compilation. I suggest getting a beer, possibly some nacho cheese, turning off your cell phone and sitting back with your pants around your ankles for the next 40 cummy minutes. SHE SAYS:
I can’t tell you that I watched the entire clip, but I definitely saw enough to say that this should should be called a “cumpilation.” What I notice the most throughout the video is the way most of the girls flinch during the cumshot. They are startled! I wonder if they are getting the same reaction when seeing themselves in a cumpilation video now. Can you imagine? What if you got into porn for just one video in the 80s, then lived a “normal” life from there on out. Then, 20 years later, you are part of a video and an evolved industry that is making your cummy face so widely accessible. I love technology!
Joyce Hyser flashing her boobs in “Just One of the Guys”
HE SAYS:
Wow, this image will forever be burned into my brain! I have easily masturbated to this freeze frame from the 80′s movie “Just One of the Guys” at least 200 times. Probably more! You see, when I was a young pervert in the 80′s porn was not as easy to come by as it is now. Instead of having a porn-filled internet I had a VHS videotape that consisted of about 2 hours of nude scenes that I lovingly taped off late night cable. I loved that tape, we had some good times together.
“Just One of the Guys,” starring Joyce Hyser, Clayton Rohner and Billy Jayne, had something to do with Hyser’s character, Terry Griffith, pretending to be a boy and enrolling in a new high school in order to prove the world is sexist or something. I don’t really know because I mostly just watched the boob flashing scene. For some reason, Hyser decides the only way to show this guy she is actually a girl is to flash her perfect C cup boobs at the prom. I can think of a few other methods that might have worked but I am not questioning her more awesome choice.
Unlike a lot of the “porn” on my jerk off tape, this scene only lasted about 2 seconds which meant I had to pause it and masturbate to the freeze frame. I could probably draw every detail of this still image with my eyes closed. It was one of my all-time favorite things to wank to and will always have a special place in my pants.
Joyce Hyser, I salute you! Thank you for so many great orgasms!
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Joyce Hyser flashing her boobs in “Just One of the Guys”
