My Best Friend Porn

Have you ever wanted to take a time machine back to the 1990s and have the ability to get any girl you see naked? If so, you have weird desires, but you are in luck thanks to this weirdness.

HE SAYS:
I have no idea what is going on in this retro lesbian scene, but I know that I like it. It has something to do with a camera crew secretly filming a first time lesbian and her cave woman lover. Throw in a some big hairy bush, a dramatic synth soundtrack, a creepy old man, four giant tits and you have yourself some classic vintage porn. Anyone know the name of the movie this is from?

HE SAYS:
I love 80’s porn and I love Ebony Aye, the star of this clip. She made many appearances on most of the VHS porn compilations I was able to acquire as a teen in the 80s. I like that she looks like a real woman and not some cartoonish stripper whore. I should also point out that I know someone who might own those EXACT chairs!

I ♥ 80s porn!

I really need to check out this internet thing!

HE SAYS:
Beware, this clip contains wall-to-wall voice over. Well, voice over meaning moans and grunts that are so loud it sounds like a tiny couple is having sex in your ears. It’s hard to tell where this guy’s mustache stops and her hairy bush start. Let’s just say there is a lot of hair in that room. Not a bad clip though, and her long legs and tight body are super sexy. Everything ends with the classic cumshot on giant bush. Well, technically it ends with some sort of disgusting cum milkshake in her pussy.

Warm birthday wishes to porn legend Harry Reems!

This guy has fucked pretty much every awesome classic porn star that existed in the 70s and 80s. Although he ended his porn career with 1988’s “Ginger Lynn Non-Stop,” his filmography is long and distinguished. He is most famous for his roll as Dr. Young in “Deep Throat” but he also acts in two of my favorite Doris Wishman films, “Deadly Weapons” starring Chesty Morgan and “Let Me Die A woman.” Did you know he was also in “Klute” starring Jane Fonda?

His long list of films include such classic titles as:
- The Altar of Lust (1971)
- Head Nurse (1973)
- Devil in Miss Jones (1973)
- Bedroom Bedlam (1973)
- Hotel Hooker (1974)
- Butterflies (1975) – SEE BELOW
- Every Inch a Lady (1975)
- Erotic Dr. Jekyll (1976)
- For Your Thighs Only (1984)
- Whore of the Worlds (1985)
- Lust in Space (1985)
- Back Door Bride (1986)

Butterflies (the good parts)

Just felt like sharing some vintage photos of Roberta Pedon, her big natural boobs and her bushy pussy. You can thank me later.

SHE SAYS:
I ♥ GIVING BLOW JOBS. I also ♥ this clip. That is all.

HE SAYS:
I ♥ MULLETS. That is all.