My Best Friend Porn

This little dick should consider itself lucky to even be in the same room as such a cute tit. Getting to cum on it is just icing on the cake. ZING!

HE SAYS:
OK, I realize this clip is sort of fake. The couple might be real but I don’t think they are in any real danger of getting caught but who cares, this scene is fucking hot! This girl has an incredible body and two of the nicest boobs you will ever see. Speaking of those boobs, they get covered in cum. Thank you porn, you’re my best friend!

HE SAYS:
I REALLY liked this clip and this girl. Tons of really sexy boob touching. Even all the boob touching over the shirt was incredibly hot! The POV was a little shaky, so be sure to take some Dramamine first and be prepared to wait a long time for this guy to cum out of hie weird skinny dick. Also, why cum up her nose when she has those perfectly sexy tits just waiting for it? This guy needs to get his priorities straight.

HE SAYS
When did it become commonplace for every fucking blowjob to sound like a gurgling tar pit? It’s so annoying. With the sound off, I give this clip a 9 out of 10. With the sound on, all her slurping takes it down to a 2. I’m not kidding, I can’t stand how loud porn actresses are these days. I’m an angry old man, GET OFF MY LAWN!

SHE SAYS:
Typically I shy away from POV clips because I think that they focus too much on the man’s point of view…well, obviously. You never see the girl grab the camera and tell him what to do, do you? Well, unfortunately, you won’t see it here, either. BUT what you do see in this POV clip is a bit more give and take. My hesitations about this clip dissolved once I realized that I really liked the girl! I thought she was cute, sexy, and funny. She also didn’t look like she was being taken advantage of, which is what I usually dislike about clips in this category. She was joking around a lot, was a little shy about her teeth (which I think is really cute – one of the reasons I love Freddie Mercury so much, oddly) was VERY sexy and yet also didn’t mind when he was more dominating. Sure, their accents were a little hard to understand and they had bad furniture, but I have to say that this clip is definitely worth watching if you want an orgasm or two! ENJOY!

HE SAYS:
OK first let me say that my favorite thing is that the guy behind the camera says “woof” when this gorgeous woman takes off her bar. I totally agree, WOOF! This girl is so naturally sexy. I love her accent and her fucked up teeth. The thing that I usually hate about POV porn is hearing the loud breathing sounds made by the cameraman and this clip has a lot of that. BUT, this is still an awesome scene – Nice find!

HE SAYS:
This is why I’m not into porn scenes that end with the guy jerking off on the girl’s face. Even though the guy looks like a French Elvis, this could have been a pretty good clip if it didn’t end with a disappointed girl covered in unwanted “French dressing.” They were really going at it and having some good sex but at the end of the scene the girl looks so unhappy and it sucks. I realize some girls actually like facials but this girl clearly does not. Sorry, I know a lot of guys are into humiliation these days but I think it’s lame.

SHE SAYS:
Hidden Valley Ranch is a GREAT dressing. Seriously. You know what? Good Seasons Italian Dressing is another one of my favorites. Pompeii’s Mela Verde salad and its Balsamic Vinaigrette is TO DIE FOR. This guy’s French dressing is a piece of shit. How can you even taste it when it is on your forehead?
Idiot.

HE SAYS:
I don’t find anything about this clip to be exciting or hot. Like a lot of POV porn the camera is all over the place and making a bunch of camera noise. Plus it really bugs me when I see the camera strap in the shot! I am fascinated by this girl’s reaction to getting cum on her face. Come on lady, what did you think the end result of that guy jerking off right over your face was going to be?

SHE SAYS:
What is that white stuff? What is this cum you speak of? What is this girl’s problem? It didn’t look like she enjoyed giving that blow job, either. I don’t think she wanted to be there. I kind of think she wanted to spend the night with someone’s pussy. That dick’s just not doing it for her.

SHE SAYS:
I needed more from the perfect assed Latina in Thursday’s clip who is turning me on so much, and just so happens to also be turning me into a lesbian. I found out her name is Veronica Da Souza, and I am starting to think I have a little crush on her! I like Thursday’s clip better, but this one is definitely hot too. This clip has her in a less sexy outfit, less sexy glitter eyeshadow, less sexy bed and she has a just-a-little-less-than-sexy queef moment. I still got really horny and had to touch myself…just a little bit. I continued with more Veronica De Souza by watching Thursday’s clip and, well, let me just say that my Monday morning coffee goes really well with an orgasm!

HE SAYS:
As usual, the guy in this clip annoys me with his talking BUT this is still a great scene. I am not normally an “ass man” but Veronica Da Souza is turning me into one. She somehow manages to have a cute butthole! Is that even possible? Oh, if only my grandmother could read this blog from heaven, she would be so proud.