Feb 27 2009
Porn flowchart
Holy Taco has porn figured out. Here’s a handy flowchart that describes 90% of all porno movies.
Tag Archive 'porn'
Feb 02 2009
Super duper Super Bowl porn!
OOPS! If you live in the Tuscon area and were watching the Super Bowl you were treated to about 30 seconds of porn. Well, it was mostly Evan Stone flapping his dick around like a floppy wet towel. I bet the kids LOVED it! I blame Janet Jackson! Watch it here!
Dec 18 2008
Nation’s Porn Stars Demand To Be Fucked Harder
From The Onion…
WASHINGTON, DC–Seeking to reverse a “decades-long trend toward shamefully inadequate underfucking in our nation’s adult-entertainment industry,” a coalition of U.S. porn stars gathered in the nation’s capital Monday to voice their demand to be fucked harder.
Nov 05 2008
Classic-ish, vintage-y, retro-esque 1950s or 1980s deflowering action
SHE SAYS:
I don’t know what I like better – the insane reason she was given to undress in front of her coach, or the sweet 50s music that weaves itself in and out of the clip. Also – did they say “pussy” in the 50s? Did they say “pussy” in 1988? Doesn’t this girl look like she belongs in that Beastie Boys “Fight for Your Right (to Party)” video?
I did get a pretty strong orgasm to this. I was surprised. I was oddly turned on by her twisting motions while he was doing her from behind.
This one is worth watching all the way through. The dialogue is so unbelievably awesome!
I ♥ PORN and I ♥ YOU!
HE SAYS:
I really miss porn from the 70′s and 80′s because I am also such a fan of B-movies. Porn from that era was basically a bunch of B-movies with blowjobs and cum shots. I love porn dialogue and ridiculous scenarios. Look, this guy is just a good coach. Some times you have to fuck the hot virgin if you want to be holding that trophy up at the end of the season, it’s called “taking one for the team.” He was at a 8.5 on the creepy meter though and if you close your eyes it sounds like Clint Eastwood demanding sex. Nice find!
