Jul 06 2010
I want to see the Reno 911 porn parody!
I especially want to see the Reno 911 porno after this review by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant!
The official Reno 911 porn parody trailer.
Tag Archive 'porn'
Jun 18 2010
New Breakfast Club XXX porn parody
Well, it’s about time the Breakfast Club was made into a porno! This time around the principal is a woman (for obvious reasons) and the misfit students are in college (for obvious reasons).
Here’s the official synopsis:
From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit parodies The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody & The Office: A XXX Parody, comes a Sexy Spoof of one of the most Awesome movies of all time in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY!
When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total Fuckfest!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY gives viewers the Sucking & Fucking that was sorely lacking from the iconic film! From the school’s star athlete putting the winning moves on the Sexy & quirky Loner, to the Renegade getting Pretty deep in Pink when he finally hooks up with the Popular Girl, to the class Geek popping cherries in his “totally-not-fake” memory of Niagara Falls! Throw in some perky cheerleader group sex, a beautiful Dean with a mean streak and a craving for cock, and you’ve got the sexiest day ever spent in a library since… ever!
Teen Angst has never been so funny & steamy as it is in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY.
Starring Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks, and Chad Alva.
Aug 27 2009
Happy Birthday Harry Reems!
Warm birthday wishes to porn legend Harry Reems!
This guy has fucked pretty much every awesome classic porn star that existed in the 70s and 80s. Although he ended his porn career with 1988′s “Ginger Lynn Non-Stop,” his filmography is long and distinguished. He is most famous for his roll as Dr. Young in “Deep Throat” but he also acts in two of my favorite Doris Wishman films, “Deadly Weapons” starring Chesty Morgan and “Let Me Die A woman.” Did you know he was also in “Klute” starring Jane Fonda?
His long list of films include such classic titles as:
- The Altar of Lust (1971)
- Head Nurse (1973)
- Devil in Miss Jones (1973)
- Bedroom Bedlam (1973)
- Hotel Hooker (1974)
- Butterflies (1975) – SEE BELOW
- Every Inch a Lady (1975)
- Erotic Dr. Jekyll (1976)
- For Your Thighs Only (1984)
- Whore of the Worlds (1985)
- Lust in Space (1985)
- Back Door Bride (1986)
Butterflies (the good parts)
Aug 23 2009
30 Rock, the porn version
The good people who brought you porn versions of The Office and Seinfeld are back with their XXX version of 30 Rock. Personally I wouldn’t mind seeing the real Tina Fey in a porno, but in this version her character, Liz Lemon, is played by Lisa Ann. Apparently Lisa Ann’s career is now solely based on playing the parts of women in skinny glasses, you might remember her recent performance as Sarah Palin.
May 08 2009
Jenna Presley – for all you fans of prony porn
If you are a fan of pron that’s very “porny” then you will love these scenes. You get everything popular in contemporary porn: loud slobbery blowjob, big fake tits, a generic guy with muscles, high heels and Jenna Presley saying “oooh yeah, fuck me” over and over. Enjoy!
Apr 30 2009
Where’s The Girl?
Don’t worry everyone, The Girl is coming back! She has been super busy and was also without an internet connection for a while but do not panic, she is probably coming back to share her perverted wisdom tonight!
No, this is not a photo of The Girl, but it is still an awesome photo.
Apr 27 2009
Porn bloopers
HE SAYS:
I love bloopers, I really do. In fact, I’m embarrassed by how much I love bloopers. So I was excited to see a collection of porn bloopers that I had not seen before. These bloopers are decent but not incredible. It’s worth watching for the amazing fart/queef at the 1:00 mark and I also really enjoyed the moment at 3:58. I did not enjoy the giant talking pussy at 2:20 however. How fucking big and stretchy is that thing? I’m guessin the octo-mom’s pussy is tighter.
Porn Bloopers
Apr 09 2009
Study: Children exposed to pornography may expect sex to be enjoyable
The Girl turned me on to a new study relased today claims that children exposed to pronography may expect sex to be enjoyable. By the way, killing hookers is ALWAYS more trouble than it’s worth. Trust me.
Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
