My Best Friend Porn

These are some really erotic photos of sexy petite Betty. I’m such a sucker for stockings!

Franziska literally has no idea how to properly eat food. I can understand if she accidentally sat on her banana but it looks to me almost as if she wants to stick that banana in her pussy. Thanks FTV Girls!

More Franziska and her naked food-loving friends

SHE SAYS:
Once again, here’s a clip that confuses me and turns me on at the same time. Although I thought the juxtaposition of the Anita Blonde’s leather and Christopher Clark’s overalls was a bit much, I still got turned on by this clip! OK, OK! I will tell you. I masturbated to this clip and yes, got off. Is that embarrassing? I don’t know. You won’t judge me, right? I am really beginning to wonder what is wrong with me. Anyways, I also want to point out those gigantic carnival-won stuffed animals on the bed. Why are those there? WHY?

Nancy may not have the most exotic name but she have a sexy exotic look. Sometimes I don’t like pierced nipples but in Nancy’s case I think it’s very hot. There’s something sexy about just the one pierced nipple. Thumbs (and boners) up Nancy!

I fucking ♥ MC-Nudes!

SHE SAYS:
Ew. I am disgusted by clips that – although fake – have to do with taking advantage of a child or babysitter or anything related to being super young. This clip literally makes me ill. When she was sucking on her thumb in the beginning I think a little hydrochloric acid made its way past my uvula. This goes straight into the “I hate porn” pile. Sorry!

HE SAYS:
Agreed. I guess I can understand why “babysitter” porn exists but even if that was your fantasy how is this clip going to fulfill it? I mean nothing about this scene convinces me to get lost in the fantasy, not that I would want to. I’m just saying it’s not even good porn. It’s just another typical scene with a slapped on babysitter scenario. Thumbs down.

Lana Lopez and Kristina Rose don’t know shit about playing tennis! They are great at stripping each other nude and putting their faces on each other’s asses but when it comes to tennis they really suck. It’s an insult to the game. Send your angry letters to Penthouse!

More sexy lesbian action and hot naked girls who suck at tennis

Some nipples just cry out to be sucked. Eleonora has those nipples. Sweet lord this girl cute! Thank you for being naked Eleonora and thank you FEMJOY for capturing the magic!

FEMJOY is hittin’ it out of the fuckin’ park lately!

SHE SAYS:
Could a guy be any more disgusting? Really? I really can’t get over how grossed out I am by this man’s appearance and performance. I really feel bad for poor Yuria Sendo. I want to give her a big hug. I want to hug her and kiss her and tell her that Turtle Man never will touch her again. Then I want to give her an orgasm. She deserves one. THIS GUY IS SO GROSS! What is with his slurping and his breathing and his ass hair and his gigantic tongue? Side note: I wore this exact outfit in high school, minus the tie. Really.