My Best Friend Porn

Great set of big natural tits get covered in cum.

Hey, I’m Ivy Snow jus chillin’ in Mexico… so I’m going to masturbate on this balcony.

Works for me.

Please enjoy this wonderful holiday with your family and friends and let’s all remember to be thankful for receiving blowjobs form amateur MILFs with huge natural tits.

Look, if you’re going to film yourself having sex with a girl who has incredible big tits, please be responsible and buy a better camera phone. Rude.

Yeah, I’m not into the anal thing but this is still a pretty great clip. This is some serious public sex! As you will see, these Czechs (?) are fucking just a few meters (Europe!) away from a bunch of people. Sexy girl too.

Public anal sex and facial

I love this series of Alisa and Karine getting all nude and lesbian-y. This gallery includes one of the sexiest carpet munching pics I have ever seen. Simple and hot!

Holy fucking shit, I love you Met-Art! Jenya D is flawless and these are the sexiest pics ever taken of you incredible nude body. I wonder how long the photographer’s boner lasted. A week? Month? Best Jenya D photos ever!

Met-Art RULES!

Sadly, one of the greatest humans on the planet, Bob Guccione, has pasted on, but luckily for us, he left a long legacy of incredible jerk off material. If all porn except for Penthouse magazine disappeared from the earth I would have no problem finding plenty of inspiration for private self-love sessions.

Penthouse magazine has the reputation of being much raunchier than its rival Playboy but I don’t think that’s exactly accurate, at least not up until the 90s when everyone started competing with hardcore porn movies. I would argue that Penthouse was sexual while Playboy was kind of sterile. Don’t get me wrong, I jerked off to both magazines A LOT in high school but, looking back, I can now see that Playboy was selling pretty girls and Penthouse was selling SEX!

[Huge Penthouse gallery after the jump]

Penthouse was selling sex but it was more subtle than you might think. Sure, Penthouse would “show more” but Guccione’s magazine was better at the art of the tease than you might think. Penthouse knew how to present seduction in a less obvious way than Playboy and the end result was fucking sexy! They even found a way to make people masturbate to the written word thanks to the “true” stories found in “Forum.” Holy shit, Forum was as fucking hot as the pictorials!

Current pornographers should learn a thing or two from Bob Guccione. Less really can be much more when it comes to the erotic arts. Rest in peace Bob and thank you for some of the best self-induced orgasms of my life!

Why Penthouse is awesome:
- Huge fuzzy bush
- Fur Coats
- Nude girls on the beach literally fucking the ocean
- Girls only wearing the top half of bikinis
- Pool Floats!
- 1/2 open robes and shirts
- Lesbians
- Lace gloves (you know you miss them)
- TAN LINES!
- Finally, my favorite, the hand lazily touching the vagina

Our tribute to Penthouse Magazine