SHE SAYS:
I can take or leave anime. This time I am taking it. I took my hand and put it in a special place during this clip. You are welcome for the visual. I was hoping for that normally glorious cartoon cumshot though…and I got nothing. However, the big eyed whore gets something at the end, and if it was an orgasm I am jealous. Why don’t my orgasms end with a white light and shimmering halo? Maybe Mary’s did. Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ probably had some amazing orgasms. Why shouldn’t she? God owed it to her. I mean, she had to get pregnant with THE SON OF GOD without having sex. I think an all caring and loving God would have given Mary an amazing orgasm at that point. That’s how I see my God. What was I talking about again?
SHE SAYS:
What is up with fake boobs? When she is laying back and it looks all wrinkly. What is up with that? They sorta look like they are brother and sister, too. Double gross.
SHE SAYS:
I know. It totally looks like she asked her coach to help her stretch…but she gets manipulated into a full on pussy massage. Is it real? I don’t know. Why do I like this? That’s the true question. I just think that it is such a tease for the viewer because we don’t know how far he will take it. That is incredibly arousing! I am going to watch it again and masturbate this time!
SHE SAYS:
So, I was all set out to say that I make fun of this clip because it is trying to be really weird and sexy…but after watching it I kinda liked it. Sure, the mask and the boots and the production in the beginning is lame, but the actual sex makes me sorta horny. Actually, I was surprised at my level of horniness during this clip. This guy’s dick is huge and I have to admit that I love it. I love watching it go inside of her. Now I feel bad for saying that…like I am not allowed to get horny by looking at a super large boner or something. Why does stupid society do this to me? Why does it make me feel bad for loving boners? WHY? I ♥ big boners and Jason porn!
SHE SAYS:
OK, I will say it: this really isn’t my style of porn…but since there are people that like this sort of thing, I put it up. I am happy it exists. I am happy people can get turned on by pee. For most people, pee usually gets unappreciated and flushed down the toilet. For these people, PEE = ORGASMS! I sometimes wish I was into a fetish like this. I would obviously get turned on a lot more and obviously have more orgasms. Something that should be noted is that they start out the clip with tons of food arranged on one of the woman’s bodies. It is quite confusing. All I wanted him to do is fuck her with that banana! Just try and shove it in there! Stop playing with her clit and put that peeled banana in that pussy now!!! Stop peeing! I should become a director.
HE SAYS:
Pissing porn is one of those things that I don’t get turned on by but I totally understand why other people do. Pissing does not gross me out at all but it does nothing to excite me. I just don’t understand why this clip starts off as food porn and then turns to into pee pee sex. Man that one girl in the black really takes a mouthful of piss like a champ though!
SHE SAYS:
Champions DO take mouthfuls of piss regularly! They mix it with their Wheaties and shovel it down for morning sustenance. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME, GUY? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?
SHE SAYS:
“Very nice church!” is actually said at one point. This fun little group goes to lunch, starts to get horny on the outdoor patio at the restaurant, then spends the afternoon fucking in various outdoor places. One place happens to be right in front of a church. I really love their sense of humor through it all. They seem to be having a lot of fun and laughing at the insanity of what they are doing. I love that they almost get caught more than once. I also love that guy. I think he is cute. Stay back 500 Feet! Is he being sarcastic? Wait, is he making fun of Americans? Who would want a shirt with the stupid American System of Measurement? Not me. But I like this clip. They have fun and I like to watch it.
SHE SAYS:
This girl does. Personally, I like to masturbate while sitting on the couch with some nice porn in plain view. I don’t get it. Guess what? I am not going to try.
HE SAYS:
When I saw this post by The Girl I was reminded of the clip below. It’s hard to forget a Japanese girl giving a blowjob to an invisible snow person.
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