My Best Friend Porn

If you don’t love this you need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself why you are such a dick.

SHE SAYS:
This is where it’s at. I need some new friends. I need friends who would fuck a few blow-up dolls on a Saturday night for fun. Doesn’t this look fun? I would at least like to be behind the camera in this situation. I really think it’s funny around 2:07 where they are really going at it. The blow-up doll’s face looks, well, simply fucking funny. I was laughing out loud. I was laughing even louder when the girls decided to made the two guy blow-up dolls fuck each other. Oh you girls! I ♥ lesbian blow-up doll orgies!

SHE SAYS:
OK, I will say it: this really isn’t my style of porn…but since there are people that like this sort of thing, I put it up. I am happy it exists. I am happy people can get turned on by pee. For most people, pee usually gets unappreciated and flushed down the toilet. For these people, PEE = ORGASMS! I sometimes wish I was into a fetish like this. I would obviously get turned on a lot more and obviously have more orgasms. Something that should be noted is that they start out the clip with tons of food arranged on one of the woman’s bodies. It is quite confusing. All I wanted him to do is fuck her with that banana! Just try and shove it in there! Stop playing with her clit and put that peeled banana in that pussy now!!! Stop peeing! I should become a director.

HE SAYS:
Pissing porn is one of those things that I don’t get turned on by but I totally understand why other people do. Pissing does not gross me out at all but it does nothing to excite me. I just don’t understand why this clip starts off as food porn and then turns to into pee pee sex. Man that one girl in the black really takes a mouthful of piss like a champ though!

SHE SAYS:
Champions DO take mouthfuls of piss regularly! They mix it with their Wheaties and shovel it down for morning sustenance. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME, GUY? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?

SHE SAYS:
I was laughing out loud during this entire clip. First off, the editing rivals some of the most influential 90s music videos. I am sure The Guy could help me with figuring out some of the techniques used in this clip. I think that “sweetening” is the general term for all of the craziness going on here. So, you ask…what are the highlights? There are so many! First off, I really enjoy the introduction where everyone is kind of stepping on each other’s toes to say their fake name and state their affiliation with this pseudo-Hefner “Pussyman”. I love the neon bathing suits, the fake boobs, the trampoline, the fucking WHILE EATING, the belly flops, the cameraman, the tattoos…this is just the best summer party ever!

HE SAYS:
What, you don’t think some girls are actually named “Candy Apple,” “Santa Fe” or “Candy Vegas?” I suppose you think the last girl, Carmen, is using a fake name too. That is actually one of my favorite parts! All the girls give their stupid fake names and the last girl just goes “Carmen.” When the eating/fucking guy cums 2 drops and says “I’m almost out of ammo” I thought he said “I’m almost out of HAM.” I like that better and henceforth will refer to my cum as HAM!

SHE SAYS:
This clip is the greatest! Snow White gets boned by the Seven Dwarfs – with A FUCKING CONVEYOR BELT so they can all get a piece of that silky white ass. Did you know that Snow White had a great ass, not to mention those giant boobs? Did you know that those dwarfs were packing so much under their giant German belt buckles? The house pulsates and cums, with the chimney turning into a giant penis. The queen obviously gets jealous of all this action Snow is having, and fucks herself with a burning candle, breathes fire, then proceeds to fuck herself with her cat’s tail. YES! The prince saves Snow by fucking her, of course. His stallion watches through the window and gets a huge boner, too! At the end the Queen is killed because she gets fucked so hard by the devil that his dick basically skewers her and she dies. Then one of the unfortunate small-bonered dwarfs (I think it is Dopey) slips in a puddle of cum and falls down. Awwwww! Finally, Snow White and her Prince ride away (still fucking) while riding on the stallion. I really, really ♥ this!