SHE SAYS:
I know this isn’t a complete “lesson” (the clip ends too soon to see the whole thing), and I know that it’s not perfect in terms of concept, acting or editing, but I don’t care. I still like it. HEY – What do you expect from amateur parody porn, anyways? I watched two clips on nipple licking right before I decided to write about this clip. I am in a nipple fondling mood. In case you were wondering, I had two orgasms. I love to have my nipples licked!
SHE SAYS:
Yeah, yeah…I know the guy in this clip is sort of gross. Yeah, the girl is hot. Yeah, they don’t make 100% sense, but I think they work in some way. It is pretty good for a match up in the porn world, anyway. I love the nipple action in the beginning, and some of the positions are pretty hot. I have one question and three complaints: First, the question: Why is this clip rated PG? and the complaints: 1.) that the guy didn’t shower before this clip and 2.) that the cumshot was an overdone one. 3.) the use of the word “continude.” Not cute.
HE SAYS:
My complaints: 1) First and foremost, the boner shrinking music 2) The guy looks like a greasy, smelly, sweaty porn version of Rick Moranis 3) The dubbed in sex moans and noises. On the plus side, the girl in the clip is super sexy and I love her long legs. I kind of liked the cumshot too, it’s a nice change from all the guys jerking themselves off.
SHE SAYS:
HE SAYS:
