My Best Friend Porn

This girl obviously knows how to lose that post-pregnancy baby weight. She also knows how to milk herself and fill your coffee with her boobs from across the room.

Lactating cutie

Some naked boobs. Why? Just because.

HE SAYS:
What do you do when your senile father-in-law’s favorite cow dies? You strip naked, pretend to be a cow and let him milk your tits. Obviously! Yep, that’s the plot of a Japanese film called “A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn” directed by Daisuke Goto and starring Ryoko Asagi as the human cow. Japan is officially the most insane/awesome country on the planet!

A Lonely Cow Weeps At Dawn official website

SHE SAYS:

Good Monday morning! What’s in that coffee of yours? Milk? Maybe a little half and half? Hazelnut Creamette? Why not a little boob milk? I say YAY for lactation! OK, for some reason I had a little lactation porn spree today. I am not sure how I feel about it, but I do know that one clip did get me pretty horny and I did get off. She was using a vibrator and a guy was totally loving her nipples. But because my “research” took some time I had a lot of tabs open on my computer, and completely lost the clip that actually DID get me off. Now I am starting to wonder if I will share my boob glory with my man when I am breastfeeding one day. I wonder what it feels like. Anyways, the good news is I have these three clips that will hopefully get you off (or maybe a little thirsty.)

I think that if this was happening at my local Starbucks, the local old couple would not have this lackadaisical reaction!

Eh, this one is decent but to be honest I am scared of the length of those nipples. I think, with age, they will get ultra long and start to droop like flaccid penises. As much as I love flaccid penises I don’t think I would want them on my chest.

Here’s your classic Japanese Schoolgirl lactation clip. Sure, this is what all Japanese girls do when they come home from Catholic school. They all have babies waiting for dinner but since their friends are around they share their milk factories. Who wouldn’t? It is really very generous. That’s what all friends should do.

HE SAYS:
I know this is my second milk bath post in 2 days but if you have a problem with watching naturally busty girls bathing in milk I suggest you take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you are so dumb. I’m always amazed when a girl can manage to have huge natural tits but also a skinny waist. I think there is no better proof that God exists than this video.
SHE SAYS:
I think she looks a little like Lindsay Lohan. Milk looks hot because you can see it as it moves over the curves of the body. I think it would look more awesome if it were dyed a color though. Purple would be nice. Pink would look like Pepto Bismol. But, what’s wrong with that? Yes, I would be much more likely to click on a clip that was titled “Girl Bathes in Pepto Bismol.” Now I can’t get this out of my mind. Who wants to take a Pepto Bismol bath with me? And more importantly, who wants to film it?

FEMJOY never lets you down, NEVER! Here are 3 more sexy naked girls from FEMJOY who want to give you a boner so stiff it hurts!

Susann is naked in the bath. Susann has huge natural tits and an amazing body. BUT WAIT, there’s more, it’s a milk bath!

Ramona is cute, blonde, petite and totally fucking naked! Ramona is the kind of girl you want to go surfing with and then have sweaty sex on the beach with. I don’t surf so I would have to watch her surf. I’m assuming she surfs. Let’s skip the surfing and go straight to the beach sex!

Chesney has an incredible all natural naked body. She has that girl-next-door-with-big-boobs look that I love so much. I don’t approve of the dirty mirror in these photos but I can look past it. Sigh, naked girls are the best!

I ♥ FEMJOY!