My Best Friend Porn

HE SAYS:
This busty stepmom has some interesting theories about parenting. Apparently when you suspect your stepson wants to see your huge floppy tits, the best thing to do is get it out of his system. Apparently the best way to get it out of his system is to jerk him off all over his shirt before his dad gets home.

Sit back and relax while these MILFs suck and fuck their way into your heart.

I’m ashamed of my title for this post. My brain tried to stop me but my fingers just kept typing. I’m sorry, but if you are a porn star named Jessica Bangkok you really open yourself up for obvious cock-banging jokes. Apparently you also open yourself up for actual cocks.

More Jessica Bangkok fucking by the pool

I could listen to the crazy publicinvasion.com guy talk to and negotiate with girls all day. He’s so calm about it. The next time I see a hot girl I’m going to walk right up to her and say, “You want I should put sperm in your mouth” and see if works for me as well as it does for this crazy son-of-a-bitch.

Watch this busty MILF fuck in her car

That sexy, horny MILF Lady Sonia is at it again! She just can’t get enough of that young cum on her big round tits. But really, who can? If I had tits, I would insist that every half-way decent looking guy I meet jizz on my boobs. It’s just the right thing to do.

Lady Sonia

HE SAYS:
Here’s my take on this amateur couple. Judging from the crib in the bedroom, the line from her vagina to her belly button and her dark nipples, she’s a new mom. Technically a MILF because, yes, I would like to fuck her. I think the douchebag guy is her baby daddy and on this night one of their parents has the baby so these young parents could have a night alone together. This is further evidenced when she says, “This is fun, I like it” as if this is a special treat. They are also kind of trashy based on their choice of sex music. Hit radio?

Here’s the thing… this girl is fun and sexual and is totally into turning this undeserving dickweed on. God knows why. She’s having fun but her cocksucker boyfriend is a boring douche who simply lays there like a turd, watching himself in the camera. She even has to put his hands on her tits at one point. I HATE THIS GUY! Wake up dude, there’s a cute Asian sitting on your cock. This guy has ruined my night. Their kid is going to grow up stupid and have bad taste in music.

HE SAYS:
Let’s see… A cute French woman interviews some bald guy about something French. If I understood the conversation they were talking about French toast, French fries and soccer. After that they go to an empty room with a sad bed and an ugly bedspread. I think we review bedspreads on this site as much as we review porn. They have pretty good sex and he has a pretty big watch. When in France!

HE SAYS:
You know, for a “tough guy” with full sleeve tattoos, this guy sure can get his voice pretty damn high while he’s cumming. This dude sounds like a teenage girl who just got a kiss from Zac Efron. He screams like he’s geting a tooth pulled and then proceeds to say “oh my God” approximately 156 times after this hot, porny MILF jerks him off into her mouth. I also LOVE that he keeps calling her lady. Grow a pair for Christ’s sake! Sheesh!

SHE SAYS:
That was great! I like his pronunciation of “Oh my god” too. The ending “d” is really distinct. You know what else is distinct? That MILF’s fucking eyebrows! I like drawn-on eyebrows if they look 50s-ish, but this is white-trashy-bad. I like real eyebrows. I hate this man and I hate this woman’s eyebrows so overall, I hate it for a porn clip but love it for a funny clip. Overall, I give it a GACK!