My Best Friend Porn

This guy’s entire look is super sweet. The glasses, the mustache… ¡Perfecto! II like to pretend this is Ron Burgundy fucking his wife but Ron Burgundy would never get married and he would have a much nicer house. Maybe this is Ron’s younger brother Bob Burgundy who never quite made it in life. Yeah, that’s it.

I’m not really into feet and footjobs, but you probably are you pervert. If I was to get a footjob I would want Lady Sonia to do it.

THE COOLEST MOM EVER (unless she’s your mom)

Mom Plays Rockband Naked

SHE SAYS:
I actually have mixed feelings about this one. I sort of like that this couple is comfortable enough with their bodies to be naked on the beach. At the same time I sort of think that this couple should have known that their bodies are a little too below the average mark to be considered film worthy. So, yeah, they SHOULD enjoy their time and sun ravaged bodies with weird, butt-crack accentuating tan lines…I just think that they shouldn’t have filmed it. On that note, I guess I probably shouldn’t distribute it to all of my loyal, beautiful, sexy, fancy MBFP readers – but hey, who’s to judge, heh? HEH? I guess I will. I will judge myself. I suck for putting this up. So there. I suck. Live with it.

HE SAYS:
I don’t think the guy in this clip has a bad body. I hope I look that good when I’m his age. Yeah, the woman is not super great looking and she has a rather prominent FUPA, but at least she’s working it and loving getting jerked off on in the woods. I will be honest, this clip gave me a bonder. I meant to type “boner” but “bonder” came out. I think I will now refer to erections that I am slightly ashamed of as “bonders.”

SHE SAYS:
I am literally laughing out loud right now. You know that I refuse to type the acronym for that, but please know that reading “bonder” and then thinking that I should fix the typo and then loving that you made fun of it and then left it in. You are right, the guy in this clip actually has a pretty nice body for his age. The FUPA and general squareness of the woman’s body was what I was really referring to, but I didn’t want to single her out. You know what I forgot to mention? The woman’s pretty good-looking boobs for her age. They actually are great. This clip is totally bonder-worthy.

HE SAYS:
This clip was titled “German Mature Woman Jerks Off Younger Man.” So when exactly does this younger man show up for his jerking off? All I see is a creepy old guy with a pony tail getting his balls tortured and crying like a baby as he cums all over a glass table. Ahhhhh, the Germans.

HE SAYS:
I swear it’s just a coincidence the The Girl posted a squirting lesbian clip and here I am doing the same. Great perverted minds think alike. I’m actually kind of posting this one for her because I’m positive she will love the way the scene takes its time and builds slowly. Personally, I found the first several minutes to be incredibly sexy. Most porn today ignores the tease, but not this scene.

HE SAYS:
I love this busty MILF and all her awesome curves. This is a really great clip – simple but very hot. I wonder if the sons of these porn MILFs ever accidentally come across their mom in a porn scene. That would be a terrible moment for them. Oh well, not my problem (I hope).

SHE SAYS:
I really, REALLY can’t stand this couple. They talk the entire time about their fucking skills and I don’t see any. Where are your skills? Where? It is NOT sexy. What is even less sexy than her fucking mouth when there are words coming out of it is when she is making that “shhhhhhhh” sound. What is that? Why do girls do that? What is even LESS sexy than that is the fact that she doesn’t look like she is enjoying herself one bit. I am going to venture to say she has never had an orgasm. She doesn’t look like she is feeling anything. I HATE THIS CLIP AND I HATE THIS COUPLE.