SHE SAYS:
I think I counted 37,442 breasts in this clip. I think that The Guy will definitely love this. I never thought so much flashing, masturbating, and exploiting of huge natural and fake tits could be contained into just one hour, but this clip proves me wrong! So go ahead, unzip your pants, sit back and enjoy 57 minutes and 35 seconds of breast heaven.
HE SAYS:
I have never wanted to buy a Girls Gone Wild DVD until I saw a commercial for this one, but I could not bring myself to do it. Imagine how excited I was to see The Girl’s post this morning! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid. I am literally going to spend the rest of my life masturbating to this video. I thank you.
SHE SAYS:
I love Alison Angel. I love her lovely, weird ways. This clip’s not so weird though. I still like it. Here you go: a simple masturbation clip starring everyone’s favorite porno weirdo, Alison Angel. Oh yeah, she’s masturbating on a mountain.
HE SAYS:
Alison Angel is so great. I love it when she’s acting crazy but this is nice too. She has such a sexy girl-next-door look. I wish she was my next door neighbor. I hate my neighbors.
This just doesn’t cut it. I find the fact that she has a real orgasm to be sexy, but it just doesn’t LOOK sexy to me. All of the very ugly accessories stripped out what little sexiness there was. Sorry sunglassed and socked BBW masturbating in the park!
SHE SAYS:
FUN FUN SEX INDEED! I never laughed out loud to this clip but I guess seeing that stupid striped dildo dive head first into this horny girl definitely put a smile on my face. And what the fuck are they saying? Can someone please translate this for me and sing it to me in a Boston accent? Don’t ask. Thank you.
HE SAYS:
Is it wrong that this still made me horny? Hey, what the hell was that giant giraffe cock thing fucking her at the end of the clip? And why the fucking fuck did Terminator guy show up at the end and why couldn’t we watch him fuck her with his liquid metal robot hand boners?
SHE SAYS:
I know. I know that this isn’t how bachelorette parties typically go, but for some weird reason, I liked this clip. I know it is fake and cheesy, but the teasing in the beginning and the laughing and the “fun” it portrayed for some reason got me really horny! I hope The Guy doesn’t make fun of me for liking this one.
SHE SAYS:
I can honestly say that The Guy will love this girl’s boobs. I just know it. I think I know what he prefers by now. I actually just searched for a bath clip because I did just what this girl did – and I even used the shower head attachment. It was good. Really good. Any girls out there? Well, you should definitely use the shower head attachment. Do you hear me? USE THE SHOWER HEAD ATTACHMENT.
HE SAYS:
Thank you for this! Sweet sweet Jesus, I love this girl’s body. Waiting for her to take off her bikini was the best part. Can I say something else about this clip? I have discovered that I find “French nails” to be sexy but ONLY in porn. In real life I think they look cheesy, but in porn it looks feminine and sexy. Don’t you love double standards ladies?
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