HE SAYS:
I’m embarrassed by how easily turned on I am sometimes. This “French maid” scenario is so silly and clichéd and yet I can’t get enough of this scene. I’m normally only into natural “real-looking” girls but this crazy, cartoonish Latin/French maid (Alexis Amore) who works with her giant, round, fake tits out has stolen my heart and my boner. Apparently she was really working up a sweat gently touching things with her feather duster so she had to pull her boobs out? God, even the stupid feather duster is turning me on! Notice how skillfully she swallows every drop of cum at the end, she obviously does not do carpets.
HE SAYS:
First and foremost, crank up the volume and listen to the bird chirping around 00:38 when the girl is feeling her tits. I swear that bird is chirping the fucking William Tell Overture! I’m serious! Now on to the porn… This clip is AMAZING! Who is this incredible girl and what is she doing in porn? I am always shocked when a girl this naturally pretty ends up in porn. I love that they just have sex, real sex, without all the “oh yeah, fuck me” bullshit. I have a feeling The Girl is going to love this clip. She’s going to love all the breast play in the beginning and she is going to LOVE LOVE LOVE the cumshot. I’m not going to say why she will love the cumshot because I don’t want to ruin it for her, but I know she will love it.
SHE SAYS:
HEY! I was expecting a non-facial cumshot! I was fooled. Oddly, I liked that she was laughing and that it went up her nose. Is that why The Guy thought I would like it? I love that he noticed the bird chirping William Overture! That song always reminds me of gym class. When we didn’t have a gym teacher and they couldn’t get someone to substitute, our regular teacher would fucking play that song on a record (yes, a record) and make us run around in laps. Yeah, that was the fucking class: run around in a circle while that my song plays. LAME! Yay for Catholic education! OK, I am getting way distracted…the clip, the clip…yes, my only complaints were that she made some really scary faces at some points and the tattoos were scary, too. Other than that this clip made me incredibly horny. The ending position and his energy was especially hornifying. Yes, I just made a new word. Sorry it is really close to “horrifying” and is no way associated to the meaning of that word. I should probably just delete the last few sentences because they don’t make much sense. That’s OK, this is already long enough so I will just make it longer. I want to say two more things: this clip had some HIGH QUALITY FUCKING and THANK YOU to The Guy for finding it. I ♥ you!
HE SAYS:
Hot damn, this girl is sexy! I’m always amazed when a girl has huge natural boobs that still manage to be firm and perky. I’m upset that this guy got to fuck her though. I guess when you become a pornographer your job is to fuck girls who are much better looking than you. Why am I not a pornographer? I think I just decided on a career change.
Lana Lopez and Kristina Rose don’t know shit about playing tennis! They are great at stripping each other nude and putting their faces on each other’s asses but when it comes to tennis they really suck. It’s an insult to the game. Send your angry letters to Penthouse!
HE SAYS:
I was trying to think of some smart ass joke to make about this clip but I really can’t think of anything. I really like this clip. My only complaint is the camera strap in the frame at the end. I don’t know why but that really bugs me! I love this girl and I love her body. OK, I just watched it again to see if I was missing anything but no, this is just some great amateur porn.
HE SAYS:
This girl is CUTE! This girl is sexy and she deserves a bigger dick. I’m not saying all dicks need to be 11 inches and I’m not saying all girls need a huge cock but I think this girl does. She deserves at least 6 inches. She gives an outstanding blowjob but that dick is less than a handful and I just feel like what’s the point. My favorite thing about her… her chipped tooth. I’m not kidding, it totally works on her. She’s like a slightly nastier Jessica Alba and I love her. SHE SAYS:
I think she is cute too. I agree that her chipped tooth makes her special. I am getting really bored with average looking people. Not average in terms of inborn traits, but average in terms of style and personality. I am basically talking about stereotypical “attractive” glosses like blue-white teeth, tan skin, hairless crotches and fake boobs. All gross. Anyways, I miss giving car BJs! I need to start dating someone with a car, a bigger dick than the man in this clip and I need winter to get the fuck out of my face A.S.A.P.
SHE SAYS:
This may sound lame, but I am really turned on by the fact that the guy in this clip is so turned on by this girl. I don’t consider myself generally attracted to women directly, but I can definitely pick out an attractive woman and like watching a man get turned on by such a woman. I also I like this clip because it has a lot of “from behind” action, and I love this clip because the girl looks like she is getting really into it. I am not sure if she has an orgasm, but I can tell she is really having a good time. Also, he cums into her mouth via blowjob and jerking off by the girl, and not some weird “guy jerks himself off onto a humiliated and startled girl” ending. Oh, and she’s wearing black stockings…I think The Guy will like this clip for that reason alone.
HE SAYS:
I DO love the stockings and I LOVE this clip. I wish more porn was like this. This is a perfect simple scene with two people having great sex. There is very minimal porny dirty talk and nobody is telling anyone to suck a big cock. This is like amateur porn but with attractive porn stars and I say we need more of it! The cumshot is AMAZING!
HE SAYS:
What is it about shower sex that is so great? Everything, that’s what. Especially if you have a shower like this one that seems to have been designed specifically for fucking two girls at the same time. I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this at first because I tend to shy away from glossy porn but after only a few minutes I realized it was going to be a good scene despite the amount of eye makeup worn by Jenaveve Jolie and Kelly Madison. At least they took their stripper shoes off. I ♥ shower scenes!
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