My Best Friend Porn

HE SAYS:
Oh porn, I love you so much but you often let me down. Most new porn is total crap. It’s the same old rough sex and gagging blowjobs with some skank girl who ends up with unwanted cum on her face. Where’s the romance! This clip is sexy! This girl is sexy! More porn should be like this. Awesome cumshot!

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HE SAYS:
Man, porn sure can be predictable. This has all the usual stuff like fucking in several positions, a total lack of pubic hair, bad music, anal sex and of course a stupid gagging blowjob. What is the fucking appeal of making a girl choke? It’s dumb. Anyway, even though this clip does not break any new ground it’s a pretty hot scene. Lorena Aquino has incredible big natural tits and awesome tan lines. I was happy the guy decided to cum on her boobs and not her face, it’s way hotter. Oh, and is everyone in Brazil covered in star tattoos?

I really like Gabriella from Hegre-art. Gabriella is so naturally sexy and she has some of the best tits I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot. Mostly on the internet, but still.

HE SAYS:
Jenaveve Jolie is either the worst or best nurse in the world. On one hand, her idea of a healthy meal for her sick patient is lazily prepared cranberry juice and handful of chips. On the other hand, she dresses like a whore and fucks her poor sick patient. It’s a toss up. The dialogue in the beginning of this clip is so realistic and believable, I thought I was watching a PBS special on the state of health care in America. I was genuinely concerned about the “growth” developing on this sick man’s body. That is until I learned it was just his boner. I wonder why pornographers still think they need to add silly plots like this. Don’t get me wrong, thank god they do, I LOVE the ridiculous scenarios and acting, but if you had a nurse fetish would this do the trick? I think I could direct a much better nurse/patient scene that would make any nurse fetishist cum in less than 2 minutes. I love you porn, thank you for being silly. Silly and hot. Yeah, the sex in this scene is pretty hot and Jenaveve Jolie is sexy in a porny way.

Renee Diaz has really beautiful eyes but I know you won’t be looking at her eyes. Right? Right? I hate myself.

Give me more Renee Diaz

HE SAYS:
I’m embarrassed by how easily turned on I am sometimes. This “French maid” scenario is so silly and clichéd and yet I can’t get enough of this scene. I’m normally only into natural “real-looking” girls but this crazy, cartoonish Latin/French maid (Alexis Amore) who works with her giant, round, fake tits out has stolen my heart and my boner. Apparently she was really working up a sweat gently touching things with her feather duster so she had to pull her boobs out? God, even the stupid feather duster is turning me on! Notice how skillfully she swallows every drop of cum at the end, she obviously does not do carpets.

HE SAYS:
First and foremost, crank up the volume and listen to the bird chirping around 00:38 when the girl is feeling her tits. I swear that bird is chirping the fucking William Tell Overture! I’m serious! Now on to the porn… This clip is AMAZING! Who is this incredible girl and what is she doing in porn? I am always shocked when a girl this naturally pretty ends up in porn. I love that they just have sex, real sex, without all the “oh yeah, fuck me” bullshit. I have a feeling The Girl is going to love this clip. She’s going to love all the breast play in the beginning and she is going to LOVE LOVE LOVE the cumshot. I’m not going to say why she will love the cumshot because I don’t want to ruin it for her, but I know she will love it.

SHE SAYS:
HEY! I was expecting a non-facial cumshot! I was fooled. Oddly, I liked that she was laughing and that it went up her nose. Is that why The Guy thought I would like it? I love that he noticed the bird chirping William Overture! That song always reminds me of gym class. When we didn’t have a gym teacher and they couldn’t get someone to substitute, our regular teacher would fucking play that song on a record (yes, a record) and make us run around in laps. Yeah, that was the fucking class: run around in a circle while that my song plays. LAME! Yay for Catholic education! OK, I am getting way distracted…the clip, the clip…yes, my only complaints were that she made some really scary faces at some points and the tattoos were scary, too. Other than that this clip made me incredibly horny. The ending position and his energy was especially hornifying. Yes, I just made a new word. Sorry it is really close to “horrifying” and is no way associated to the meaning of that word. I should probably just delete the last few sentences because they don’t make much sense. That’s OK, this is already long enough so I will just make it longer. I want to say two more things: this clip had some HIGH QUALITY FUCKING and THANK YOU to The Guy for finding it. I ♥ you!

HE SAYS:
Hot damn, this girl is sexy! I’m always amazed when a girl has huge natural boobs that still manage to be firm and perky. I’m upset that this guy got to fuck her though. I guess when you become a pornographer your job is to fuck girls who are much better looking than you. Why am I not a pornographer? I think I just decided on a career change.