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There’s not much more to say about this clip. If you click on that giant gray arrow, you will find yourself in the world of giant Asian lactating nipples and also fancy music. I guess I didn’t tell you in the title about her ethnicity. I apologize for that. I now apologize for making this longer than it needs to be. OK: GIANT ASIAN LACTATING NIPPLES + FANCY MUSIC = THIS CLIP. Enjoy!
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WOW, those are a couple of the biggest areolas I have ever seen! Her whole boob is a giant nipple. I would like to point out that with this post, The Girl has posted our 1,000th post! High Five Girl!
This girl obviously knows how to lose that post-pregnancy baby weight. She also knows how to milk herself and fill your coffee with her boobs from across the room.
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What do you do when your senile father-in-law’s favorite cow dies? You strip naked, pretend to be a cow and let him milk your tits. Obviously! Yep, that’s the plot of a Japanese film called “A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn” directed by Daisuke Goto and starring Ryoko Asagi as the human cow. Japan is officially the most insane/awesome country on the planet!
Good Monday morning! What’s in that coffee of yours? Milk? Maybe a little half and half? Hazelnut Creamette? Why not a little boob milk? I say YAY for lactation! OK, for some reason I had a little lactation porn spree today. I am not sure how I feel about it, but I do know that one clip did get me pretty horny and I did get off. She was using a vibrator and a guy was totally loving her nipples. But because my “research” took some time I had a lot of tabs open on my computer, and completely lost the clip that actually DID get me off. Now I am starting to wonder if I will share my boob glory with my man when I am breastfeeding one day. I wonder what it feels like. Anyways, the good news is I have these three clips that will hopefully get you off (or maybe a little thirsty.)
I think that if this was happening at my local Starbucks, the local old couple would not have this lackadaisical reaction!
Eh, this one is decent but to be honest I am scared of the length of those nipples. I think, with age, they will get ultra long and start to droop like flaccid penises. As much as I love flaccid penises I don’t think I would want them on my chest.
Here’s your classic Japanese Schoolgirl lactation clip. Sure, this is what all Japanese girls do when they come home from Catholic school. They all have babies waiting for dinner but since their friends are around they share their milk factories. Who wouldn’t? It is really very generous. That’s what all friends should do.
SHE SAYS:
If I know anything about The Guy, nothing turns him on more than big, natural boobs. I don’t know how he’s ever going to thank me.
HE SAYS:
What a great way to start my morning! These boobs are so obviously real! I just want to climb into the cleavage, have a little milk and take a long nap. Thanks Girl, I owe you!
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