SHE SAYS:
Here is some Kay Parker for you, because you asked, and because I love you. I ♥ you! Uh, yeah. I really do. Have you thought about that? Have you thought about how much I really do love you? Yes, I am talking to you. Do you know how cute I think your smile is? Do you know how cute your laugh is? Your eyes…wow. And that time you said that thing and then we both laughed. And that other time that I said that thing and then we both decided that we had a connection to that because of the thing I said that day. Weren’t we almost best friends after that time? What about the other time we both laughed at that other thing? We belong together, you, my reader and me, the writer of the porny things you read. We will be forever connected in this sexy virtual universe and that makes me very happy. My hope is to make you happy forever…or at the very least for a few seconds while you have an orgasm. I ♥ you!
HE SAYS:
I love Kay Parker. I love this bedspread. I love the porny music. I love the porny romance. I love vintage 70s porn. I love the cumshot. AND I love The Girl for posting this!
SHE SAYS:
I love this clip because there is a lot of nipple and boob action. I am one of those girls who loves boob-action. My next boyfriend needs to love my boobs almost as much as my personality. Seriously. I have had orgasms just from (my own) nipple play and am determined to marry the first man that can do that for me. That said, these clips are great for many more reasons! I love all of the pubes. I love the awesome dialogue. I love the eyebrows. I love that I was very disappointed that there wasn’t a cumshot in the first clip, which piqued my interest for Kay Parker porn, which led me to a simple search and the discovery of another great Kay Parker/sexy man clip with an awesome cumshot. ♥ enjoy this very sexy sex! ♥
HE SAYS:
I have been meaning to do a Kay Parker retrospective but I guess The Girl beat me too it. I Love Kay Parker! She was the kind of woman I lusted after as a kid. We need to meet and interview Kay Parker. Promise me we can meet her and become best friends and I can have sex with her. PROMISE? SHE SAYS:
Oh no! Please find your favorites and post them up! I hate when I write about clips that you had a bigger plan for. I would love to hear more about your lust for her and what you liked most about her. I am sure our three readers would, too. I promise the meet, the interview, the best friendship and the sex. I also would like to add that I would also love to film your very sexy Kay Parker sex and write about it on our site. Can you promise me you will let me do that? Can I masturbate while I film you? Is that asking too much? SHE SAYS:
Oh, and the guy in these clips look a lot like David Garrison, during his Married with Children days…and then according to The Guy, Tony Danza (I think maybe a combo of both):
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