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Finally a guy gets a fucking facial. Take that buddy! Well, he gives her one in return, which is only fair. This super cute Asian girl gets a major pussy licking until she explodes all over the place. Then she sucks and fucks a tiny dick which is kind of sad. I am really happy my dick is 15 inches, I would hate to have a tiny tool like this guy. She seemed to like it though. Who am I to judge? I’m the guy with the blog, that’s who!
Good Monday morning! What’s in that coffee of yours? Milk? Maybe a little half and half? Hazelnut Creamette? Why not a little boob milk? I say YAY for lactation! OK, for some reason I had a little lactation porn spree today. I am not sure how I feel about it, but I do know that one clip did get me pretty horny and I did get off. She was using a vibrator and a guy was totally loving her nipples. But because my “research” took some time I had a lot of tabs open on my computer, and completely lost the clip that actually DID get me off. Now I am starting to wonder if I will share my boob glory with my man when I am breastfeeding one day. I wonder what it feels like. Anyways, the good news is I have these three clips that will hopefully get you off (or maybe a little thirsty.)
I think that if this was happening at my local Starbucks, the local old couple would not have this lackadaisical reaction!
Eh, this one is decent but to be honest I am scared of the length of those nipples. I think, with age, they will get ultra long and start to droop like flaccid penises. As much as I love flaccid penises I don’t think I would want them on my chest.
Here’s your classic Japanese Schoolgirl lactation clip. Sure, this is what all Japanese girls do when they come home from Catholic school. They all have babies waiting for dinner but since their friends are around they share their milk factories. Who wouldn’t? It is really very generous. That’s what all friends should do.
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Two things I hate about Japanese porn… 1) Obviously the censoring of genitalia is incredibly lame and distracting and 2) the girls always make those baby noises. HOWEVER, I love this clip. What’s not to love? A hot Japanese girl with huge natural boobs fucking and squirting all over the place like a beautiful magic vagina fountain? Yes please, thank you! All male porn actors take note and be more like this guy. I like that he takes a backseat and let’s Hitomi Tanaka be the squirting star she is! SHE SAYS:
Jizzus Chests! Those things are HUGE! I have never seen such gargantuan montezumas on a Japanese girl! I don’t like the baby voice but I do LOVE that this girl looks like Tori Spelling if she were born Japanese. Seriously, that is all I could think about. They literally have the same exact skull. I know they are different races but seriously, something about this girl’s face screams “Donna” to me. OH, and I wish I could squirt. I’ve tried! I really have.
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Could a guy be any more disgusting? Really? I really can’t get over how grossed out I am by this man’s appearance and performance. I really feel bad for poor Yuria Sendo. I want to give her a big hug. I want to hug her and kiss her and tell her that Turtle Man never will touch her again. Then I want to give her an orgasm. She deserves one. THIS GUY IS SO GROSS! What is with his slurping and his breathing and his ass hair and his gigantic tongue? Side note: I wore this exact outfit in high school, minus the tie. Really.
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I get so excited when I find a clip that I know will make The Girl happy enough to pee her pants! I am certain she will love this crazy Asian scene and want to marry it. She will want to raise a family with it! Allow me to give you a few keywords concerning the insanity you are about to witness… naked Asians, Mexican wrestling mask, jump rope, hula hoop and measuring tape. All of that is just the foreplay!
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The Clip and I are happily married, have three children, and are expecting our fourth. I love The Clip more than anyone else in the entire world. Even when I pee my pants by the sight of him, The Clip still loves me. That’s what I call true love. I will be forever thankful to The Guy for introducing us. I love this clip. I ♥ crazy Asians. Can someone introduce me to one in real life? Someone who would lick my nipples and take my measurements while wearing a Lucha Libre mask and jump rope and let his wiener flop around like a real wiener? Thank you.
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I was going to post this specifically for The Guy because I know he likes Maria Ozawa quite a bit…but I never knew how much I loved her until this clip. The first half is really nice. The way Maria handles his boner is lesson-worthy! It was so hot! Rarely do I get so turned on by a clip. It ended beautifully with a hot cumshot on the chest. The second half is even nicer. I only have two complaints – one is the ugly boas used in the second half, and the other is that the entire clip wasn’t longer. It turns me on SO much to see someone teased like Maria is teased in this clip. The nipple teasing is mindblowing! I am not embarrassed at all to say that had two orgasms from this clip. I am very happy to put this in “My Favorites” and “I Love Porn” piles, because I think all porn should be like this. I ♥ PORN!!!
HE SAYS: THANK YOU for finding this clip! I have never seen such a long Maria Ozawa scene that is uncensored. There’s something about girls who look too pretty to be in porn that really turns me on. I think it’s because I assume they WANT to be in porn and get off on knowing people are watching them have sex. These two scenes are incredible! Instant boner. The Girl is right, why can’t more porn be like this? It’s way hotter to watch good sex rather than forced porn weirdness. I ♥ The Girl for starting my day of perfectly!
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Oh Sakura Sena and your crazy big fake tits, I kind of love you a little. I don’t know what it is, I normally go for the natural girl-next-door type but she’s like a sex robot who hypnotizes me with her sex robot boobs. Extra credit for a pretty incredible slow motion cumshot. Also extra credit for saying “compared to my shower, this one rocks!” It sure did Sakura, it sure did.
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