My Best Friend Porn » japanese http://www.mybestfriendporn.com Mon, 07 Mar 2011 06:40:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 His dick’s not that big. Stop crying like a fucking baby. http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/09/his-dicks-not-that-big-stop-crying-like-a-fucking-baby/ http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/09/his-dicks-not-that-big-stop-crying-like-a-fucking-baby/#comments Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:00:14 +0000 The Girl http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/?p=5894 The GirlSHE SAYS:
I apologize for my level of hate in this post, it is just that I am just so unbelievably tired of these fucking Japanese girls whining and whimpering like fucking babies. Enjoy sex, like a woman would. Stop acting like a child.

]]> http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/09/his-dicks-not-that-big-stop-crying-like-a-fucking-baby/feed/ 3 Crazy Asian tentacle porn! http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/09/crazy-asian-tentical-porn/ http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/09/crazy-asian-tentical-porn/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:57:48 +0000 The Guy http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/?p=5879 HE SAYS:
Seriously, somebody needs to explain to me what it is about Japanese culture that leads to all this insane fetish porn. I guess it’s all the repression. I like that at first this girl is terrified of this horny monster but eventually becomes so turned on that she sucks his giant mouth dick and takes a load of tentacle cum all over her pixelated pussy. More proof that chicks dig bad boys.

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Was that an orgasm? Was that even a penis? WAIT! And the next guy, too, at 12:44. I need to know. Wait, is this what is happening: can you just basically hold in your cum – like a sneeze – and then still release after your dick is limp? How in the hell did I not know this? Someone please explain this to me!

The GuyHE SAYS:
WHAT THE FUCK? This is the saddest collection of cumshots in the history or porn. I was already confused by the tiny dick at 12:08 but somehow the guy at 12:44 manages to have an orgasm with the world’s smallest, limpest, floppiest dick ever. I have never seen anything like this. Sure, you can be slightly flaccid and still cum but these guys look they just soaked in ice water for 2 hours. I am baffled by this.

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I want to meet the guy whose job it is to blur genitalia in Japanese porn. Did he go to college? Maybe he was a film student who had aspirations of directing beautiful art films but took a job editing porn to make a little cash. He probably promised himself he would only work as a cock and pussy eraser for a couple months but now that is has been 3 years, he’s beginning to wonder if he will ever get his big break in mainstream cinema. Do all the cock and pussy erasers get together and talk about work? Do they say things like, “Did you see Atsushi Takahashi’s latest work in ‘Asian Cum Battle 4?’ His boner work is second to none!” Does a salesman occasionally stop by the office to show off the latest in cock and pussy blurring technology? I hope all of this is true.

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Worlds collided today for me while searching for photos of vintage analog synthesizers. You see, vintage recording gear and musical instruments are pretty much porn to me. I could practically masturbate to photos of old Moogs and Korgs! Imagine how excited (and confused) I was when I found my passion for analog gear combined with my passion for ladies of the Asian persuasion. These photos are tagged with a website but unfortunately it does not exist. I need more keyboard porn!

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Source: Flickr

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What do you do when your senile father-in-law’s favorite cow dies? You strip naked, pretend to be a cow and let him milk your tits. Obviously! Yep, that’s the plot of a Japanese film called “A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn” directed by Daisuke Goto and starring Ryoko Asagi as the human cow. Japan is officially the most insane/awesome country on the planet!

A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn

Ryoko Asagi Lonely Cow

Ryoko Asagi

A Lonely Cow Weeps At Dawn official website

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]]> http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/03/crazy-japanese-boob-game/feed/ 0 Japanese girl squirts in her man’s face before sucking his tiny dick http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/03/japanese-girl-squirts-in-her-mans-face-before-sucking-his-tiny-dick/ http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/03/japanese-girl-squirts-in-her-mans-face-before-sucking-his-tiny-dick/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:15:26 +0000 The Guy http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/?p=2899 HE SAYS:
Finally a guy gets a fucking facial. Take that buddy! Well, he gives her one in return, which is only fair. This super cute Asian girl gets a major pussy licking until she explodes all over the place. Then she sucks and fucks a tiny dick which is kind of sad. I am really happy my dick is 15 inches, I would hate to have a tiny tool like this guy. She seemed to like it though. Who am I to judge? I’m the guy with the blog, that’s who!

]]> http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/03/japanese-girl-squirts-in-her-mans-face-before-sucking-his-tiny-dick/feed/ 0 YAY for BOOBS! YAY for MILK! YAY for LACTATION! http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/02/yay-for-boobs-yay-for-milk-yay-for-lactation/ http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/2009/02/yay-for-boobs-yay-for-milk-yay-for-lactation/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:00:47 +0000 The Girl http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/?p=2447 The GirlSHE SAYS:

Good Monday morning! What’s in that coffee of yours? Milk? Maybe a little half and half? Hazelnut Creamette? Why not a little boob milk? I say YAY for lactation! OK, for some reason I had a little lactation porn spree today. I am not sure how I feel about it, but I do know that one clip did get me pretty horny and I did get off. She was using a vibrator and a guy was totally loving her nipples. But because my “research” took some time I had a lot of tabs open on my computer, and completely lost the clip that actually DID get me off. Now I am starting to wonder if I will share my boob glory with my man when I am breastfeeding one day. I wonder what it feels like. Anyways, the good news is I have these three clips that will hopefully get you off (or maybe a little thirsty.)




I think that if this was happening at my local Starbucks, the local old couple would not have this lackadaisical reaction!

Eh, this one is decent but to be honest I am scared of the length of those nipples. I think, with age, they will get ultra long and start to droop like flaccid penises. As much as I love flaccid penises I don’t think I would want them on my chest.

Here’s your classic Japanese Schoolgirl lactation clip. Sure, this is what all Japanese girls do when they come home from Catholic school. They all have babies waiting for dinner but since their friends are around they share their milk factories. Who wouldn’t? It is really very generous. That’s what all friends should do.

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