Sep 16 2009
SHE SAYS:
I apologize for my level of hate in this post, it is just that I am just so unbelievably tired of these fucking Japanese girls whining and whimpering like fucking babies. Enjoy sex, like a woman would. Stop acting like a child.
Sep 12 2009
HE SAYS:
Seriously, somebody needs to explain to me what it is about Japanese culture that leads to all this insane fetish porn. I guess it’s all the repression. I like that at first this girl is terrified of this horny monster but eventually becomes so turned on that she sucks his giant mouth dick and takes a load of tentacle cum all over her pixelated pussy. More proof that chicks dig bad boys.
May 30 2009
SHE SAYS:
Was that an orgasm? Was that even a penis? WAIT! And the next guy, too, at 12:44. I need to know. Wait, is this what is happening: can you just basically hold in your cum – like a sneeze – and then still release after your dick is limp? How in the hell did I not know this? Someone please explain this to me!
HE SAYS:
WHAT THE FUCK? This is the saddest collection of cumshots in the history or porn. I was already confused by the tiny dick at 12:08 but somehow the guy at 12:44 manages to have an orgasm with the world’s smallest, limpest, floppiest dick ever. I have never seen anything like this. Sure, you can be slightly flaccid and still cum but these guys look they just soaked in ice water for 2 hours. I am baffled by this.
May 28 2009
HE SAYS:
I want to meet the guy whose job it is to blur genitalia in Japanese porn. Did he go to college? Maybe he was a film student who had aspirations of directing beautiful art films but took a job editing porn to make a little cash. He probably promised himself he would only work as a cock and pussy eraser for a couple months but now that is has been 3 years, he’s beginning to wonder if he will ever get his big break in mainstream cinema. Do all the cock and pussy erasers get together and talk about work? Do they say things like, “Did you see Atsushi Takahashi’s latest work in ‘Asian Cum Battle 4?’ His boner work is second to none!” Does a salesman occasionally stop by the office to show off the latest in cock and pussy blurring technology? I hope all of this is true.
Apr 02 2009
HE SAYS:
Worlds collided today for me while searching for photos of vintage analog synthesizers. You see, vintage recording gear and musical instruments are pretty much porn to me. I could practically masturbate to photos of old Moogs and Korgs! Imagine how excited (and confused) I was when I found my passion for analog gear combined with my passion for ladies of the Asian persuasion. These photos are tagged with a website but unfortunately it does not exist. I need more keyboard porn!
Mar 24 2009
HE SAYS:
What do you do when your senile father-in-law’s favorite cow dies? You strip naked, pretend to be a cow and let him milk your tits. Obviously! Yep, that’s the plot of a Japanese film called “A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn” directed by Daisuke Goto and starring Ryoko Asagi as the human cow. Japan is officially the most insane/awesome country on the planet!
Mar 17 2009
What the fuck goes on in Japan? I think I need to move there immediately.
