SHE SAYS:
What do you do when you are tired of having penises in your vagina? Why, you shove a wooden baseball bat up your cunt, of course! OK. Maybe I have hit a new low by actually thinking this clip is funny. What is wrong with me?
HE SAYS:
Why does the audio sound like it was recorded in 1908 on an Edison Phonograph? I dislike this clip. I dislike these people. I dislike that poop-covered baseball bat. I am going to go apologize to baby Jesus for watching this.
SHE SAYS:
Let’s not talk about the obvious. I am most upset and most confused on this brand of cola they are shoving up this nice girl’s ass. I mean, what the flying fuck is Coca Cola Light? Why have I never had the opportunity to try a Coca Cola Light? Does it have less sugar, or is it made with Aspartame? Is it made with chlorine-treated Splenda? Maybe Sweet ‘n Low? I need to know. Where’s the Diet Coke? Better yet, why can’t they use mother fucking Coca Cola CLASSIC? What did that lovely, virgin ass do to deserve this knock-off brand business? OK. I am done with my rant. Warning: don’t watch if you don’t want to feel a bit queasy. Gosh, those pussy piercings make a very pretty meat curtain tent though, eh?
SHE SAYS:
This clip is the greatest! Snow White gets boned by the Seven Dwarfs – with A FUCKING CONVEYOR BELT so they can all get a piece of that silky white ass. Did you know that Snow White had a great ass, not to mention those giant boobs? Did you know that those dwarfs were packing so much under their giant German belt buckles? The house pulsates and cums, with the chimney turning into a giant penis. The queen obviously gets jealous of all this action Snow is having, and fucks herself with a burning candle, breathes fire, then proceeds to fuck herself with her cat’s tail. YES! The prince saves Snow by fucking her, of course. His stallion watches through the window and gets a huge boner, too! At the end the Queen is killed because she gets fucked so hard by the devil that his dick basically skewers her and she dies. Then one of the unfortunate small-bonered dwarfs (I think it is Dopey) slips in a puddle of cum and falls down. Awwwww! Finally, Snow White and her Prince ride away (still fucking) while riding on the stallion. I really, really ♥ this!
SHE SAYS:
I think I am falling in love with Alison Angel. I love anyone that can have fun, make a little fun, and who loves porn. Alison Angel, do you want to go on a date? Please look back to my post called, “Alison Angel confuses the fuck out of me” for another example of why Alison is so awesome. Merry Christmas everyone! Now wash your hands, go back to your family and have some hot chocolate you beautiful pervert! I ♥ you!
SHE SAYS:
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