SHE SAYS:
You’d think that a 40-year-old black midget would have his own reality show on TLC or something, but our little friend Beetlejuice finds himself doing a bunch of things that any mother of a midget would be proud of. Did you know that Beetlejuice’s dad wanted him to work for Ringling Bros. in the 70s? Well, I am happy he had the noggin to refuse joining the circus because he’s had lots of quality time to brush up on his dick-swinging-skills! In this clip you will find him performing a helicopter with his cock, getting smacked in the face with giant natural boobs, and fucking one lucky gal like a jackrabbit. If you are a fan of his performance in Bubble Boy, there’s no doubt you’ll love this. ENJOY!
HE SAYS:
The part where Beetlejuice and the other midget fuck/wrestle the hooker(?) is truly magical. Magical, as in, I never want to see another human being again. I want global warming to kill us all. I want the sun to explode. I want to moon to crash into Earth. I want wild animals to eat us and reclaim the planet. I want to build a fort and cry myself to death.
HE SAYS:
This clip is a fucking horror show! I hate everything about it, EVERYTHING! Within the first 2 seconds I’m already creeped out beyond belief, but once the guys start yanking on their little floppy cocks I have to leave the room and watch Sesame Street just make me feel human again. In that very first shot, it looks like the guy in back is blowing air into her ass, causing her head to bounce up and down while the other guy has a seizure. I have to go watch some Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood before I kill myself.
HE SAYS:
It’s kind of making me mad that these guys got to fuck hot chicks. The first nerdlinger fucks a sexy girl wearing heels and a corset right on his mom’s kitchen table. He doesn’t even bother taking off his glasses and sandals! Come one fella, at least try to look awesome for your girlfriend. The next guy isn’t much better. This lucky, sandal-wearing son-of-a-bitch gets to fuck a hottie right on a beautiful beach. Come on pal, hit the gym a couple days a week. I guess the joke is on me though, because I’m the nerd who’s watching these guys fuck on the internet. NERDS NERDS NERDS!
HE SAYS:
Nothing wrong with a wank-job, no truer words have ever been spoken. What could possibly be wrong with it? Well, I guess she has to wash her shirt now, but in the great scheme of things that’s not really that bad. I’m going to call it a win win! He gets jerked off and she gets a clean shirt. Nothing wrong with a wank-job.
HE SAYS:
Wow! Even though this guy has a short, skinny, little dick he somehow manages to produce a ridiculous amount of cum. Jesus Christ! It’s a good thing his girlfriend is wearing her ulta-cool cum goggles or she most likely would have been blinded by the giant jizz wave. I recently looked up “water boarding” on Youtube because I didn’t really know what it consisted of and I’ll tell you what, it looks a lot like this facial.
SHE SAYS:
I hope she is wearing her cum goggles because that is really a 12-year-old boy and she doesn’t want to be identified. I feel bad for a man with such a small dick. Wait, no I don’t…I DON’T wish that was a 12-year-old-boy at all! What is wrong with me?
HE SAYS:
Here’s my take on this amateur couple. Judging from the crib in the bedroom, the line from her vagina to her belly button and her dark nipples, she’s a new mom. Technically a MILF because, yes, I would like to fuck her. I think the douchebag guy is her baby daddy and on this night one of their parents has the baby so these young parents could have a night alone together. This is further evidenced when she says, “This is fun, I like it” as if this is a special treat. They are also kind of trashy based on their choice of sex music. Hit radio?
Here’s the thing… this girl is fun and sexual and is totally into turning this undeserving dickweed on. God knows why. She’s having fun but her cocksucker boyfriend is a boring douche who simply lays there like a turd, watching himself in the camera. She even has to put his hands on her tits at one point. I HATE THIS GUY! Wake up dude, there’s a cute Asian sitting on your cock. This guy has ruined my night. Their kid is going to grow up stupid and have bad taste in music.
HE SAYS:
I like the build-up in the beginning when this guy is basically stalking his girlfriend at the water park. I like the anticipation of seeing her naked. After some casual stalking, this couple goes into a tanning room and has a little sex. Hey, did she have to wave her eye protection in front of some sort of eye protection sensor to get in the room? Speaking of eye protection, what the hell are these people trying to do to their eyes?!? Why bother turning the tanning bed on if you really just want to fuck? Their eyes! All I could think about was the damage to their eyes! If watching this guy cum all over the place doesn’t make you think twice about laying naked on a tanning bed, then I don’t know what to tell you.
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