Jul 07 2009
This cute blonde manages to make a blowjob look as sweet as a box full of kittens. Hallmark could turn any of these photos into a greeting card sweet enough to send your grandma. Print one out and try it.
Jun 24 2009
HE SAYS:
OK, this cumshot compilation starts off with a guy jerking off and then a hilarious graphic that reads “the girls force these hotrods to deliver their juicy cumspray.” Is it just me or is that kind of gay? For the record, I have nothing against gay or bisexual people AT ALL, I’m just saying it’s an odd way to start a compilation of girls getting facials. There is a truly GREAT moment at 1:06 where the girl has to swat a fly while receiving juicy cumspray all over her face. I’m sure that was a special moment for her. PLEASE make sure you stick around for the closing credits too! WHAT?!?
Jun 20 2009
SHE SAYS:
I never knew there was a braid fetish until now! It always amazes me that the world is becoming more and more specialized. There really is something for EVERYONE. Well, enjoy this very braidy special!
Jun 19 2009
SHE SAYS:
I am happy Peter North takes off his clothes quickly because that headband really wasn’t working on him. Other than that, this clip was AWESOME. I loved it from the quick little dialogue about Peter being back from his trip, the nipple play, the fingering, the soapy handjob, the doggy style fucking and even the wallpaper! I basically want to duplicate this scene and this bathroom in real life. Ahhh, my dreams. Enjoy this sexy clip and promise me you at least try for a two-fer. I ♥ Peter North and I ♥ porn!
HE SAYS:
80s porn is the best! Listen up all you youngsters making porn in 2009, watch this clip and learn. It’s so nice to see a scene the does not include gagging blowjobs, forced anal, cock-across-the-face-slapping, tears and unwanted facials. High-five 80s porn! This is an awesome scene, very hot. My only complaint is the lack of Peter’s trademark geyser of cum. What’s wrong Peter, I’m worried about you.
Jun 17 2009
HE SAYS:
Brandy Taylore is a legend for obvious reasons. I talking about her beautiful eyes. OK, I’m talking about her big natural tits and her constant desire to cover them in cum. Here’s a nice little clip of Brandy jerking a guy off all over her huge boobs. Simple, to the point and hot! Thanks Brandy!
SHE SAYS:
Her eyes ARE beautiful!
Jun 04 2009
HE SAYS:
Nothing wrong with a wank-job, no truer words have ever been spoken. What could possibly be wrong with it? Well, I guess she has to wash her shirt now, but in the great scheme of things that’s not really that bad. I’m going to call it a win win! He gets jerked off and she gets a clean shirt. Nothing wrong with a wank-job.
May 30 2009
HE SAYS:
I really wish I could speak German right about now. I love this clip. I want to marry this clip. I want to marry this clip and have German babies with it. I want to raise our German family in Germany and I want to get a job as a guy who receives blowjobs in German blowjob school.
SHE SAYS:
I wish to take classes at German blowjob school.
Apr 13 2009
HE SAYS:
You know, for a “tough guy” with full sleeve tattoos, this guy sure can get his voice pretty damn high while he’s cumming. This dude sounds like a teenage girl who just got a kiss from Zac Efron. He screams like he’s geting a tooth pulled and then proceeds to say “oh my God” approximately 156 times after this hot, porny MILF jerks him off into her mouth. I also LOVE that he keeps calling her lady. Grow a pair for Christ’s sake! Sheesh!
SHE SAYS:
That was great! I like his pronunciation of “Oh my god” too. The ending “d” is really distinct. You know what else is distinct? That MILF’s fucking eyebrows! I like drawn-on eyebrows if they look 50s-ish, but this is white-trashy-bad. I like real eyebrows. I hate this man and I hate this woman’s eyebrows so overall, I hate it for a porn clip but love it for a funny clip. Overall, I give it a GACK!
