HE SAYS:
Beware, this clip contains wall-to-wall voice over. Well, voice over meaning moans and grunts that are so loud it sounds like a tiny couple is having sex in your ears. It’s hard to tell where this guy’s mustache stops and her hairy bush start. Let’s just say there is a lot of hair in that room. Not a bad clip though, and her long legs and tight body are super sexy. Everything ends with the classic cumshot on giant bush. Well, technically it ends with some sort of disgusting cum milkshake in her pussy.
HE SAYS:
This clip was titled “German Mature Woman Jerks Off Younger Man.” So when exactly does this younger man show up for his jerking off? All I see is a creepy old guy with a pony tail getting his balls tortured and crying like a baby as he cums all over a glass table. Ahhhhh, the Germans.
HE SAYS:
I really wish I could speak German right about now. I love this clip. I want to marry this clip. I want to marry this clip and have German babies with it. I want to raise our German family in Germany and I want to get a job as a guy who receives blowjobs in German blowjob school. SHE SAYS:
I wish to take classes at German blowjob school.
SHE SAYS:
Woah! I thought theSeven Dwarfs Gang-Bang Snow White was good…this one may be better. Hänsel and Gretel get much more than they expect. Much more than candy even. You know what? I want you to watch it all the way through and masturbate. That’s what I did. I really ♥ German cartoon porn!
HE SAYS:
My brain is literally about to explode from this amazing, crazy clip. I tried to remember all the things I wanted to comment on but there are simply too many great moments. The Girl is right, just watch this all the way through!
SHE SAYS:
Let’s not talk about the obvious. I am most upset and most confused on this brand of cola they are shoving up this nice girl’s ass. I mean, what the flying fuck is Coca Cola Light? Why have I never had the opportunity to try a Coca Cola Light? Does it have less sugar, or is it made with Aspartame? Is it made with chlorine-treated Splenda? Maybe Sweet ‘n Low? I need to know. Where’s the Diet Coke? Better yet, why can’t they use mother fucking Coca Cola CLASSIC? What did that lovely, virgin ass do to deserve this knock-off brand business? OK. I am done with my rant. Warning: don’t watch if you don’t want to feel a bit queasy. Gosh, those pussy piercings make a very pretty meat curtain tent though, eh?
SHE SAYS:
This clip is the greatest! Snow White gets boned by the Seven Dwarfs – with A FUCKING CONVEYOR BELT so they can all get a piece of that silky white ass. Did you know that Snow White had a great ass, not to mention those giant boobs? Did you know that those dwarfs were packing so much under their giant German belt buckles? The house pulsates and cums, with the chimney turning into a giant penis. The queen obviously gets jealous of all this action Snow is having, and fucks herself with a burning candle, breathes fire, then proceeds to fuck herself with her cat’s tail. YES! The prince saves Snow by fucking her, of course. His stallion watches through the window and gets a huge boner, too! At the end the Queen is killed because she gets fucked so hard by the devil that his dick basically skewers her and she dies. Then one of the unfortunate small-bonered dwarfs (I think it is Dopey) slips in a puddle of cum and falls down. Awwwww! Finally, Snow White and her Prince ride away (still fucking) while riding on the stallion. I really, really ♥ this!
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