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Tindra’s big round fake tits

The Guy — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 17:32:40 +0000

You like fake tits? You like super firm, round fake tits? You like erect nipples? You like those tits attached to a perfect body? Great, then you like Tindra.

Gimme more of Tindra’s huge fake tits

I love boobs

The Guy — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 14:42:27 +0000

Sorry, I love boobs. Deal with it.

Super fucking hot young skinny lesbians!

The Guy — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 16:07:31 +0000

I love this series of Alisa and Karine getting all nude and lesbian-y. This gallery includes one of the sexiest carpet munching pics I have ever seen. Simple and hot!

The best Jenya D photos EVER!

The Guy — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:58:26 +0000

Holy fucking shit, I love you Met-Art! Jenya D is flawless and these are the sexiest pics ever taken of you incredible nude body. I wonder how long the photographer’s boner lasted. A week? Month? Best Jenya D photos ever!

Met-Art RULES!

Bob Guccione RIP. A tribute to Penthouse magazine!

The Guy — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 16:32:12 +0000

Sadly, one of the greatest humans on the planet, Bob Guccione, has pasted on, but luckily for us, he left a long legacy of incredible jerk off material. If all porn except for Penthouse magazine disappeared from the earth I would have no problem finding plenty of inspiration for private self-love sessions.

Penthouse magazine has the reputation of being much raunchier than its rival Playboy but I don’t think that’s exactly accurate, at least not up until the 90s when everyone started competing with hardcore porn movies. I would argue that Penthouse was sexual while Playboy was kind of sterile. Don’t get me wrong, I jerked off to both magazines A LOT in high school but, looking back, I can now see that Playboy was selling pretty girls and Penthouse was selling SEX!

[Huge Penthouse gallery after the jump]

Penthouse was selling sex but it was more subtle than you might think. Sure, Penthouse would “show more” but Guccione’s magazine was better at the art of the tease than you might think. Penthouse knew how to present seduction in a less obvious way than Playboy and the end result was fucking sexy! They even found a way to make people masturbate to the written word thanks to the “true” stories found in “Forum.” Holy shit, Forum was as fucking hot as the pictorials!

Current pornographers should learn a thing or two from Bob Guccione. Less really can be much more when it comes to the erotic arts. Rest in peace Bob and thank you for some of the best self-induced orgasms of my life!

Why Penthouse is awesome:
- Huge fuzzy bush
- Fur Coats
- Nude girls on the beach literally fucking the ocean
- Girls only wearing the top half of bikinis
- Pool Floats!
- 1/2 open robes and shirts
- Lesbians
- Lace gloves (you know you miss them)
- TAN LINES!
- Finally, my favorite, the hand lazily touching the vagina

Our tribute to Penthouse Magazine

Bogdana B. nude in bed

The Guy — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 14:04:06 +0000

Bogdana B. fucking rules! Look at that petite, tight, little body, those perky tits and that perfect ass. Also, that peach looks really juicy.

FEMJOY girls are awesome at being nude

The Guy — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:37:52 +0000

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, fucking fuck balls FEMJOY knows how to give me a boner!

I LOVE FEMJOY

Kaethe get nice and nude on the beach

The Guy — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:51:21 +0000

I usually go for the darker haired girls but occasionally a blonde has the ability to bonertize me. Kaethe gives me a boner. Maybe it’s the beach, I can’t tell anymore.

Met-Art is fucking awesome

The Guy — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:27:12 +0000

If you are not a member of Met-Art yet you are gay. Even gay guys are turned on by the amazing Met-Art girls. So if you are not already a member then you are just insane. There!

More Met-Art Nudes

Tattooed punk rock girl gets nude in the cheapest motel room ever

The Guy — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 08:28:17 +0000

Ever want to see a tattooed punk rocker chick drink beer and eat Pringles in the sleaziest motel room in the world? Would you like her to be nude? Good, because Bob Coulter at Crazy Babe is about to make your very specific fantasy come true.

More nude tattooed punk rocker chicks