My Best Friend Porn

SHE SAYS:
Damn it! I am the type of person that loves weirdness in any form but these just kinda freak me out! Everything looks phallic or well, like a vagina (is there a word for “look like a vagina”?) I understand that that is the aesthetic to this type of “art”, and porn can be much worse, but it is just so odd to me to see a need for something as crazy as this. It is not at all like the Hentai cartoons, which depict more real-life situations. Yes, the Hentai are not great and are mainly demeaning, but the premise is usually easily understood. These vintage German (I know it is dubbed with something else and I could be totally wrong on both of those statements: the German branding and the dubbing) are just fucking weird. And I love fucking weird! But these are really fucking weird. The Orgasator? The plug genitals? The penis monster? The topless fairies? The vagina queen that consumed the astronauts alive? The eggs??????? FUCK! I did enjoy it. And that plug kinda got me horny.

HE SAYS:
Wait, who has been recording my dreams?

SHE SAYS:
In the year 2000, there will be no war. In the year 2000, there will be no poverty. In the year 2000, the name Algar will exist. In the year 2000, women will get each other horny while painting their nails and doing other girly things. In the year 2000, people will only work 15 minutes a week handing out pregnancy passes. In the year 2000, if you have a craving for something big and hard in your mouth, alls yous have to do is turn on the nifty teleportation do-hickey and teleport yo-self some cock. I will let you in on a little secret…the code for the cock-teleportation device is: 354-[hit black button - doesn't matter which one] 77545. In the year 2000, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH COCK!