My Best Friend Porn

While there is no chance I would ever allow a product from Axe touch my body, especially a god damn BALL SCRUBBER, I can still appreciate 3 minutes of dirty ball jokes.

This made my day.

I think everyone should buy one of these dirty, x-rated Christmas ornaments and see how long it takes your family to notice it nestled among the other boring ornaments on your tree.

Pornaments.com

Dick Towel! Awesome, hilarious, you haaaave to have one!
Get your Dick Towel here, at DickTowel.com

Have a fun and safe Halloween you fucking weirdo perverts!

I really need to check out this internet thing!

OK, whatever.

Yeah, that’s right, here are 3 websites dedicated to hot chicks doing nasty things with dogs! Sort of.

Hot Chicks with Dogs with Boners

Hot Chicks with Hot Dogs in their Mouths

Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit