My Best Friend Porn

I especially want to see the Reno 911 porno after this review by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant!

The official Reno 911 porn parody trailer.

THE COOLEST MOM EVER (unless she’s your mom)

Mom Plays Rockband Naked

Well, it’s about time the Breakfast Club was made into a porno! This time around the principal is a woman (for obvious reasons) and the misfit students are in college (for obvious reasons).

Here’s the official synopsis:
From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit parodies The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody & The Office: A XXX Parody, comes a Sexy Spoof of one of the most Awesome movies of all time in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY!

When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total Fuckfest!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY gives viewers the Sucking & Fucking that was sorely lacking from the iconic film! From the school’s star athlete putting the winning moves on the Sexy & quirky Loner, to the Renegade getting Pretty deep in Pink when he finally hooks up with the Popular Girl, to the class Geek popping cherries in his “totally-not-fake” memory of Niagara Falls! Throw in some perky cheerleader group sex, a beautiful Dean with a mean streak and a craving for cock, and you’ve got the sexiest day ever spent in a library since… ever!

Teen Angst has never been so funny & steamy as it is in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY.

Starring Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks, and Chad Alva.

A balloon man cumming balloon cum all over a balloon woman’s balloon tits. That is all.

It all started when I saw the image above. I thought to myself “Who is this classy lady and are there other fancy girls just like her out there?” The next thing you know, I’m up to my eyeballs in cock tattoos! I immediately felt it was my duty to compile the most extensive collection of penis tattoos and share it with the world. I think I found my calling.

I guess this is what happens when you work at a tattoo shop and have a little extra time on your hands.

I can’t decide if I love the internet or hate it. I think I might hate it. Well, I don’t know, maybe I love it. I honestly can’t decide.

So anyway, Lazer Tits