My Best Friend Porn

This guy’s entire look is super sweet. The glasses, the mustache… ¡Perfecto! II like to pretend this is Ron Burgundy fucking his wife but Ron Burgundy would never get married and he would have a much nicer house. Maybe this is Ron’s younger brother Bob Burgundy who never quite made it in life. Yeah, that’s it.

Poor Peter, I don’t think he’s any match for this giant carnival ride. I don’t think ANY man is ever going to be good enough for her after this powerful orgasm. I think you can see in Peter’s eyes that he knows this.

“Like throwing a toothpick into the grand canyon.”

“Like throwing a corn dog down a hallway.”

I have to admit, this girl is pretty funny as she mocks this guy’s tiny dick.

You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

Drunk girls motorboating girls

Want to learn more about the great sport of tittyfucking? Just ask this knowledgeable robot.

For the record… best tittyfuck ever below.

I especially want to see the Reno 911 porno after this review by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant!

The official Reno 911 porn parody trailer.

THE COOLEST MOM EVER (unless she’s your mom)

Mom Plays Rockband Naked

Well, it’s about time the Breakfast Club was made into a porno! This time around the principal is a woman (for obvious reasons) and the misfit students are in college (for obvious reasons).

Here’s the official synopsis:
From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit parodies The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody & The Office: A XXX Parody, comes a Sexy Spoof of one of the most Awesome movies of all time in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY!

When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total Fuckfest!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY gives viewers the Sucking & Fucking that was sorely lacking from the iconic film! From the school’s star athlete putting the winning moves on the Sexy & quirky Loner, to the Renegade getting Pretty deep in Pink when he finally hooks up with the Popular Girl, to the class Geek popping cherries in his “totally-not-fake” memory of Niagara Falls! Throw in some perky cheerleader group sex, a beautiful Dean with a mean streak and a craving for cock, and you’ve got the sexiest day ever spent in a library since… ever!

Teen Angst has never been so funny & steamy as it is in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY.

Starring Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks, and Chad Alva.