My Best Friend Porn

This guy’s entire look is super sweet. The glasses, the mustache… ¡Perfecto! II like to pretend this is Ron Burgundy fucking his wife but Ron Burgundy would never get married and he would have a much nicer house. Maybe this is Ron’s younger brother Bob Burgundy who never quite made it in life. Yeah, that’s it.

I especially want to see the Reno 911 porno after this review by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant!

The official Reno 911 porn parody trailer.

Angel Dark is sexy and luckily for us she has decided to be a porn star. Thanks Angel!

Are you a Nirvana fan? Are you a fan of big tits? Are you also a fan of watching girls with big tits have sex? Great, you will like this compilation.

Aria Giovanni is terrible at cleaning but she’s great at giving me boners.

I’m not sure if Domnio is as bad at cleaning as Aria Giovanni, but she’s very good at getting fucked. Once again, this equals a boner for me.

What starts as just another bad Eastern European haircut, quickly turns into cock shaving and some sexy shower sex. Of course a couple glasses of fine wine helped things along. What kind of a girl wears black, thigh-high stockings in the shower? The awesome kind!

Calista has huge natural boobs. Calista likes to give blowjobs. Calista likes sex. Thanks Calista.

SHE SAYS:
Whenever I sit down and think about all the people that don’t get fucked enough (this is a nightly ponder by the way), one segment of the population consistently comes to mind: Firemen. Firemen just don’t get the credit, or the sex credit, they deserve. It’s blatantly obvious they need to get laid. What other profession has a calendar promoting their eligibility? What other profession is so sexually desperate? I am embarrassed for them, actually. I am just happy to see that one very kind-hearted young lady decided to make this fireman very happy, breaking the long drought that all Firemen have had to face.