Biker chicks might not always have the best bodies but they sure know how to have fun. The rest of you uptight, insecure women out there should learn a thing or two from these chicks. They are happy to flash their tits at the drop of a hat and they don’t give a shit about their stretch marks C-section scars, they just get nude and smile. Biker chicks, we salute you!
Every so often something so wonderful comes around that I actually think, “you know what, the world is beautiful.” Flash Mountain is one of those life-affirming things. Apparently there is a real problem at Disneyland with girls flashing their tits right at the spot where they take your photo. I fully support this practice and would encourage all girls over the age of 18 to flash those boobs and become a piece of Magic Kingdom history!
A small sampling of girls flashing their boobs on Splash Mountain
SHE SAYS:
I don’t know why, but I love this. I think it may be because I know FOR SURE that this was the absolute highlight of this girl’s job, if not career, if not life. I love it. I also really really wanted McDonald’s this evening but was talked out of it by a smart friend. I am sure I would not have had this type of treatment.