SHE SAYS:
I honestly have a high tolerance for “average” people having sex, but the blonde in this clip is really gross to me. Maybe it’s the bleached blonde hair, the giant (pierced?) lips or the floppy boobs, but she just turned me off in the worst way. You know what? I masturbated to it anyways. I really needed an orgasm because I just watched the Priest Fucks Two Teen Nuns clip and got pretty turned on. I felt like I needed to masturbate to lesbian nipple sucking AND had to settle on this gross clip because, well, I was masturbating as I was typing “redtube.com” into my browser, was getting really turned on, went to the categories, selected “Lesbian” and it was first ones I watched. I started to watch two of them before settling on this clip. By the time I landed on this one I was almost there. I forced myself to get turned on by it. I know! Stop judging me.
HE SAYS:
Yeah, this guy only has one hand but it doesn’t seem to bother his chubby girlfriend. Even though his bad hand looks more like a foot his girlfriend does not hesitate grinding her pussy all over it. One major complaint though, I would expect him to have “fingered” her with the tiny foot-hand rather than his good hand. She looks more than capable of accommodating this request. I also HATE the never-ending filming of the cumsicle hanging on to her cooch at the end. Overall a nice homemade amateur sex tape though.
SHE SAYS:
He does rock it! Great find! There has to be an amputee genre but I am not sure how accessible clips like these are on the general sites. I actually love the clip more because it really looks like they love each other. The foot hand, as The Guy branded it, is extra creepy because it almost has fingers…you can easily imagine the fingers because you can see the bones moving as he is trying to grip her lower back while she is on top. I wonder if any of his friends have found this. There’s no mistaking a big stump! You definitely couldn’t deny that it was you in a clip if you had such a huge physical identifier.
SHE SAYS:
I just want to squirt! I just do, all right? I did give myself a g-spot orgasm while watching this, but that’s not enough. Mark my words (literally, either print up this post or jot this down somewhere): I will squirt one day. By god, I will squirt one day.
SHE SAYS:
I was going to post this specifically for The Guy because I know he likes Maria Ozawa quite a bit…but I never knew how much I loved her until this clip. The first half is really nice. The way Maria handles his boner is lesson-worthy! It was so hot! Rarely do I get so turned on by a clip. It ended beautifully with a hot cumshot on the chest. The second half is even nicer. I only have two complaints – one is the ugly boas used in the second half, and the other is that the entire clip wasn’t longer. It turns me on SO much to see someone teased like Maria is teased in this clip. The nipple teasing is mindblowing! I am not embarrassed at all to say that had two orgasms from this clip. I am very happy to put this in “My Favorites” and “I Love Porn” piles, because I think all porn should be like this. I ♥ PORN!!!
HE SAYS: THANK YOU for finding this clip! I have never seen such a long Maria Ozawa scene that is uncensored. There’s something about girls who look too pretty to be in porn that really turns me on. I think it’s because I assume they WANT to be in porn and get off on knowing people are watching them have sex. These two scenes are incredible! Instant boner. The Girl is right, why can’t more porn be like this? It’s way hotter to watch good sex rather than forced porn weirdness. I ♥ The Girl for starting my day of perfectly!
SHE SAYS:
Body paint. Weirdness. HELL. Cage girls. Fucking. Anger. Devil horns. Screaming. My orgasm. Wait, what? Yeah. I know. I was surprised, too. I already had an orgasm this evening and then my body wants me to masturbate to this monstrosity of a clip. Can anyone please tell me what the hell is going on in this clip? Why are there body-painted girls in cages? Did someone have an airbrush gun and decide to use it in this clip because they didn’t have a use for it elsewhere? This clip gave me an orgasm, but I don’t know how. I may have been thinking of something else.
HE SAYS:
I can’t believe something this silly can actually give me a boner. Am I really that easy? Are The Girl and I that perverted that this clip works for us? I guess porn really is my best friend.
SHE SAYS:
Wait, WHAT??? Did he wipe? I am not sure how I feel about this clip. I thought the girl was cute, and was hoping for a match with the guy, but he sucks. He thinks he is hiding his gut with that open button down but it is just not doing the trick – especially during the blow job. Speaking of that monstrosity, the blow job has that gagging action…and that tired dick-slapping-on-girl’s-tongue action. I am sorry, but I think that both of these BJ moves are gross! Guys: do you like the way our face looks when we are being gagged? Do you want us to throw up on you? Why is that hot? There is a squirting part, which is OK, I guess, but I am still up in the air on the whole squirting thing. This guy looks like he is being a bit too rough with her. I think she may have just peed on him in an effort to stop him from ripping her vagina in two (or three separate but equal parts.) Then they fuck. OK. That’s fine. The cum shot is OK. I don’t know…I don’t love this clip and I don’t hate it either. OH NO! Indifference! I can’t do that so I guess I will say I don’t like it. I still like it a little but I don’t like it more.
SHE SAYS:
There are many, many things I like about this clip. First off, this is an amateur clip where the couple is, I think, pretty hot and pretty believable. I love they way they fool around in the beginning. Even the title of the clip is hot: “Day off morning couple nailing.” Yes. A day off with a little naughty beginning sounds awesome! I should say, it IS awesome. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the way he pays attention to her breasts! Nothing turns me on more than a man that loves to have nipples in his mouth. Anyways, it ends with a great fuck and with my orgasm (not pictured, but believe me, it was great.)
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